Who would win: Goku or Obama?

[Skitarii]

Goku wins speed-wise, but Obama has better hax, I feel

 

[Tablet County]

That depends, does Obama have all seven Chaos Emeralds?

 

[DOUBLE_WHEEL]

What is obama's power level?

 

[vomitusdeux]

They're both monkeys so they'd fling their shit at each other and chew each other's balls off.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Well to be fair Goku did team up with Anne Frank to defeat Hitler so

 

[Testacles Maximus]

They would fuse into Gobama.

 

[Professor G. Raff]

Goku is un-cancelable because he doesn't understand racism and lives is the mountains unconnected to Twitter, so when he hears Obama being hyped up like he is superhuman ironically he is going to explode Obama's head with a single punch expecting him to be able to dodge or take the hit and then he'll just go home and not think anything of it. Mr. Satan is cancelable however and is going to be in big trouble when the video of his celebrating "That inhuman nigger coon's" (his words) death is leaked online. Dende also destroyed the dragon balls so there is no risk of Obama being wished back to life because he is a RINO warhawk who loved McCain.

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Obama could covertly infect him with a deadly virus, but if it's a direct confrontation it's a sweep for Goku.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Goku's not a natural-born American citizen so I think Obama would win the election by default.

 

[Named User]

Their fusion: Gobamaku

 

[Blue Gem Kosher Queen]

Can Obama learn to do Biden Blast or Obanma Soda?
Can he learn the Kamehameha wave since he is Hawaiian?
What about his last name?
Does it work like with Celtic warriors and the moment Goku learns it he gets the upper hand?
What about his birth certificate?
Does Goku join the GOP in order to beat Linkara's ass?
Does Goku destroy the Midwest like Namek to give us the Superiah Futah?

You need to answer these questions or else we can't have an honest to God discussion about this. I'm sorry.

 

[Utumno_Spiritwind]

Time to get out our scouters kiwis.

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

Gokkun

 

[The Backwards Man]

I would

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

Obama would win in a basketball match against Goku

 

[VargReallyDidNothingWrong]

A literal violent monkey man vs a figurative violent monkey man

Good match up