Who will cry when you are dead?

[Maskull]

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[Shidoen]

Not sure, maybe my family, maybe the few friends I have, and maybe some people I barley know. Either way I don’t intend to die yet nor do I care when I will eventually. I’ll just have a phylactery made with my heart encased and send it to a random user.

 

[SentinentCloud]

What is dead may never die.

 

[Lake]

I will.

Wait...

 

[Shidoen]

I will.

Wait...

Rainy days on a funeral usually mean the deceased is crying.

 

[Testacles Maximus]

A lot of hookers and drug dealers.

 

[Night Crawler]

Doesn't really matter. You are dead. Nothing matters anymore.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

You will. Your mother and I have been talking about this..a lot... and we've decided to remove you from the will. It's been decades now and you've got nothing to show for it. No job, no education, no wife, no grandchildren for us to look after. We've invested everything in you. Wasted the best years of our life, any and all spare money and free time, all for you. And you've given us nothing in return but constant disappointment. We're leaving the house and everything else to your brother even though he doesn't even need it. I wish I could say I'm sorry, but I'm not. I'm sorry that you've failed us as a son. I'm just glad I listened to your mother and decided to have another child. She always knew early on you were going to turn out this way but I always told her life would knock some sense into you. Clearly I was wrong.

 

[Unnecessary Surgery Land]

the entire cast of my little pony

that's a lot ok

 

[Premium Gonzo]

No one because most of the people that cared about me are dead already. My husband if he lives beyond me.

I am a lonely Muppet.

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

Nobody, maybe one person and probably just tears of joy

 

[WebLurker]

Edit: Way too personal for this thread

 

[OrionBalls]

No one. I made sure of thar.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

jesus christ what's up with the suicide threads recently

 

[Magicicada_septendecula]

I have family and friends who love me, so probably a few of them. I actually don't want people to cry at my funeral. I actually have an idea of how I want my wake and funeral to go. It involves rigging my corpse like a puppet and having a recorded message play, thanking them for attending my funeral, waving to them, and cracking a few jokes. I want people to laugh at my funeral. Or scream.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

My immediate family probably would.

 

[PeggieBigCock]

jesus christ what's up with the suicide threads recently

Maskull has done this suicide bait shit for years, I can’t wait til he actually an heroes so I can bring out my tap shoes and dance on his fucking grave

 

[Cats]

my cat