Who/what was your sexual awakening? - What ripened your kiwi

[choccy milk]

The music video for Stacy’s Mom by Fountains of Wayne.

Titties.

 

[Captain Syrup]

Stacy’s Mom by Fountains of Wayne.

I want to [REDACTED] her [REDACTED] until I'm [REDACTED].

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

As for my robophilia....Transformers, duh.

 

[Clown College]

For all my 80's Kiwis out there it was the lingerie sections of the JCPenney and Sears catalogs, then Playboys, then slow as shit internet porn in the 90's. When I was 18 I finally had my first serious girlfriend, we were at her house one Sunday night in her parents' bathroom for some reason, and she says to me "Clown College do you want to feel my breasts" and I'm all like oh heckin' no not my law of chastiy violations! Then she says, "they're only breasts" and I'm like ok. Boy they were quite nice for being "only breasts".

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

Drawing some drawings of a classmate I liked naked (as I imagined them)

Stumbled across porn photos, didn’t know “what to do with it” but was fascinated

Saw naked woman scene in a movie (Van Wilder Rise of Taj), was drawing it afterwards and boom. Think I already knew all the biology of the reproductive system so not a cause for confusion.

 

[Cats]

I remember seeing some random movie on cable one day when I was really young and thinking the girl in it was just so pretty. I was reminded of my little crush a few years later when I saw her again in Land of the Dead.

The mysterious cutie seemed to drop off the map until she made Anthony Bourdain kill himself. By this time she was in her mid to late 40's and was his wife...she was cheating on him with several extremely young men and basically rubbing his nose in it, behavior common among the typical poisonous vindictive bipolar skitzo whores that seemed to pop up like some new strain of swine flu around the end of the 2010's. Turned out she was none other than italian director Dario Argento's daughter Asia and was indeed a cutie back in the day, but like most women who live such lives, is pretty fucking gross now. Apparently she likes her boys underage. What a skank.

 

[Ovaltine]

Don't show your kid Y2K leatherbound vampire movies at age 4. It changes them.

 

[The Ugly One]

One day, lingerie ads in the Sunday paper became something I desperately needed to see.

 

[Car Won't Crank]

The PS2 era Need for Speed games that took an edgier grunge tone while doing a weird mishmash of Japanese and American car culture from Fast and Furious 1. I can't be the only one now.

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

You know, when I first learned about Internet porn I was too young and retarded to know how to clear my browser history or go incognito, and i somehow instinctively knew it was "bad," so I would look up the one website that had the naked boobie woman and then click several dozen other links to try to bury it under a pile of other bullshit.

Edit: Just in case you coomers want to know, the specific lady was Ancilla Tilla.

 

[ThicClaw]

 

[glue eater]

The witch-vampire Hex Girls from Scooby Doo were pure coomer bait. Later at 12 got to grab the tiddy of a girl in elementary with a bunch of other guys so it wasn't exactly intimate.

 

[Carlos Thin]

My friend’s sister who was two grades up from me and looked exactly like


I didn’t even like the show but I watched it all the time, ditto Clarissa Explains It All

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

Such was her power that it even convinced me I was straight for around 6 years.

But then I saw Djimon Handsome in Gladiator and well...I guess I had a second awakening.

 

[2 Faces 2 Colours]

I never actually had one. I have no idea why but I've felt like I've always had a massive aversion to anything sexual or suggestive, especially when I was younger, and this is despite the fact that I wasn't very religious or had strict parents.
In fact, when I did come across pornographic content for the first time when I was about 6-7 (which was in my parent's PC for some reason? like what the fuck), the only thing I felt was genuine perplexity as to why anyone would willingly film themselves naked, like have they had no shame?
But I did have something that is pretty much the opposite of this, and that was when wee 11-year-old me came across a pride parade and took a proper look at one of them Drag "Queens" who here clearly just men in hideous makeup, a beard, and fetish gears, and that's when I said "Yes! My ideology from now on is the opposite of whatever this is!"

 

[TheRetardKing]

 

[AnsemSoD1]

 

[Kamui]

These handsome devils. I loved the fight scenes, specially if they were shirtless and bloody. I was like 8.

 

[The Foxtrot]

Cortana. Specifically her in Halo 3. Little kid me always wished she was real, and who could blame me? Cortana's the right blend of caring and nerdy with capable, snarky, and sarcastic without being arrogant. Of course, it kind of broke not-quite-teenager me when I realized AI wouldn't ever be a thing in real life. That, and she has the perfect body shape in my opinion.

Then again, with how AI is progressing nowadays...an actual Cortana-like AI companion might not be too far off.