Who wants to buy my sperm?

[Penis Drager 2.0]

I'm tall, white and intelligent. 5'8", half Romani half Irish, scored a 95% on an online IQ test.
No known allergies (except peanuts, shellfish, ragweed, and ibuprophin).

Charging $500 a dose. But I'll offer a discounted price of $300 if I can administer the dose in person for R&D purposes.
Don't try to haggle with me here. I know what I have.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

i wouldnt pay for it, but i might take it for free

 

[kXMRnL2Y5Gu8Nm]

Why would I pay you $500 for something I can make for free?

 

[Dr. Eldon Tyrell]

I'm tall

cool.

5'8"

aww.

 

[Space_Dandy]

Can I get a refund if my wife has your kid and they turn out to be autistic?

 

[Penis Drager 2.0]

Can I get a refund if my wife has your kid and they turn out to be autistic?

Nah. You'll make a lot more money blaming it on vaccines and grifting on Gofundme anyway.
I will be charging royalties on any of the proceeds, of course.

 

[John Badman]

Half Romani and Irish? And you’re charging $500? Makes sense. You’re not white my lad.

 

[San Marino]

Nobody.