Who Should Kiwi Farm's Next Mascot Be?

[Epic Fail Man]

After Chris's unholy act of incest and a possible end of his endeavors some people have been thinking of getting a new mascot for KF since having silver coins of an actual motherfucker is a bit disturbing for some.

Who should KF have as their new mascot? Please discuss.


Any new suggestions will be added to the poll.

 

[Alexander Thaut]

make the chris chan coins, but raffle them.

uh, DSP or Moviebob would be funny. Tommie Tooter is just disgusting.

 

[Miller]

Idris Elba

 

[Post Reply]

DSP would be the safe choice, dude will never go to prison.

 

[White Devil]

I picked Tommy Tooter. Some of us just want to watch the world burn.

 

[NigKid]

Jim sterling might become a lot more interesting in the future

 

[The Elusive Earl]

I'm overly partial to Kevin Gibes, but Tooter works well enough.

 

[King Whiskey]

pickle rick

 

[Cowboy Cat]

Chantal or Jim, please god not Tommy, he spends enough time here as is and I don’t want him to have the satisfaction.

 

[Dona Morte]

DSP.
The Chris thing? It is what it is. We all knew he was bound to end up somewhere REALLY dark.

 

[Judge Holden]

There can be only one...

 

[Morch Ponkey]

Whoever is in charge of the ADL

 

[Megaroad 2012]

Begrudgingly nominating Perfect Leaf depending on where his current story arc goes. He's kind of the anti-Chris(t) though.

DSP would be easiest pick but he's also just blah.

Commie Dick Gurl wound up being a cool person.

 

[DumbDude42]

ethan ralph of course

 

[MrTroll]

#ChrisDidNothingWrong

 

[Epic Fail Man]

ethan ralph of course

Forgot to add him. Thanks for reminding me. I'll add Gator as well.

 

[Empresa]

​

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

DSP 100%, he will never do drugs, never fuck his mother and will never go to prison. Literally the safest choice

 

[Medulseur]

JustinRPG

 

[DawnDusk]

It should 100% be DSP. Anyone who votes otherwise doesn't remember the glorious Bronsgeest saga.

It's still one of the most amazing things to happen on the Farms, in my opinion. We saved this man from a ridiculously contrived quagmire that he didn't deserve. No place other than this would have been capable of exposing these lifelong professional catfishers/fraudsters.