Who is Johnny?

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

 

[Shig O'nella]

Dunno but we're sorry and the fucker needs to come on home.

 

[Shidoen]

Pls no Doxx

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

Pls no Doxx

You are the 5th prototype of the Strategic Artificially Intelligent Nuclear Transport ( S.A.I.N.T ) robot line manufactured by Nova Robotics Corporation ( a division of Nova Laboratories. ) Your father and creator was a man named Dr. Newton Crosby who originally conceived you as a marital aid.

You once had robot sex with a woman who looks like Ally Sheedy, got involved in the street gang that stole car stereos, briefly served time in jail for robbing a street vendor, and in 1988, you foiled a diamond heist and received American Citizenship.

this is your current Facebook profile pic

 

[Product Placement]

 

[Red Hood]

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

 

[Open Window Maniac]

He was Skinner's war buddy in Nam. The Charlies got the poor bastard.

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

He's that pirate guy who got divorce raped.

 

[Frozen in time]

Johnny is a fatty

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

This guy:

 

[Tsukasa Kadoya]

I think his last name is Guitar

 

[Santa Fe Swag]

Yeah I know Johnny Fontaine. My father made him an offer he couldn't refuse.

 

[R00T]

I think his last name is Guitar

and there was never a man like him....

i'm sorry i need to go swoon.

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

Deadliest pistolier since Wild Bill, they say.

 

[FatMebius]

It's that Japanese talent agency that the Chinese government says is a psy-op to turn all the Asian males gay.

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=MICPyrnGYwg
Deadliest pistolier since Wild Bill, they say.