White stuff came out of my peepee - What do

[Quantum Diabetes]

I was thinking about Greta Van Susteren and suddenly my peepee got bigger, I touched it and not weewee but sticky goo came out.
I'm scared
It was kinda like this

 

[Fetish Roulette]

Based on my extensive knowledge of anatomy, I conclude that the stuff that came out of your peepee is your bone marrow reduced to liquid form. Drink lots of milk, get some exercise, and stop touching your peepee.

 

[I (Don't) Have A Gun]

What does the sticky goo smell and taste like?

 

[King Fructose]

You know how women make milk from boobies? This is how we make milk. Women can't make milk from their privates, only us (I have a gf so I know).

 

[TheRetardKing]

You think that's bad? My intestine came out of my peepee and then my head exploded.

 

[User names must be unique]

it's ectoplasm, your soul is bleeding because you displeased god

 

[Punished Benis]

You're spiderman. Go out and use your ability to shoot sticky goo to fight crime.

 

[TFT-A9]

Is it the same white stuff that came out of your butt earlier

 

[Dona Morte]

Tree sap. You are OBVIOUSLY Groot.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

What does the sticky goo smell and taste like?

salty with notes of nicotine and Arby’s horsey sauce

 

[TFT-A9]

salty with notes of nicotine and Arby’s horsey sauce

God dammit I knew their roast beef was too good to be true.

 

[Book Thief]

It's pus from an infection. The only cure is amputation.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Is it the same white stuff that came out of your butt earlier

No, that was my miracle whip enema

 

[Tragi-Chan]

It’s your masculinity escaping. You’re trans now.