Which Sanrio characters can men wear without looking gay?

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Title.

Here are my personal opinions for juxtaposition...

Baddo Batsu-maru:
The safest bet. Basically "Penguin Bart Simpson".

Chococat:
Probably OK actually. It's hard to put my finger on why but I his design seems more "muted" than the others.

Pompompurin:
I really really like this guy but the problem here is less looking gay and more looking like a 5-year-old.
Still, I wouldn't mind having a figure him.
Also his friends have really cute names, especially Scone.

Kerokerokeroppi:
Cool guy. I'd say he's more acceptable than 'Purin but that's likely because he's a less obviously cute animal.
Still has the "5-year-old" issue though.

Pochacco:
Probably a bit *too* infantile but I like his design.
It's like if Snoopy didn't instantly make you look like grandma.

Corocorokuririn:
The "5-year-old" problem rears its head again.

Tuxedo Sam:
Borderline but probably acceptable. Penguins seem to be the way to go.

Hangyodon:
No obvious issues. Go for it dude!

MINNA NO TABO:
Probably fine.

Aggretsuko (Franchise):
Intended for an older audience so the designs are less on-the-nose.
Has the issue of making you look like a creepy nerd though.

Cinnamoroll:
Too far!

Hanamaruobake:
They show a guy wearing some merch in one of the concept arts but IMO it's too much.

Big Challenges:
"And here's where I'd put my Big Challenges merch ...if it existed!"
It's fucked up. Why didn't they use him?

Hagurumanstyle:
"Nice EVA shirt."

Baby Milo:
Nothing wrong here. Has some very nice camo bags in stock.

Gudetama:
Yes.

Obvious No-nos:
  • Hello Kitty - ハ! げい!
  • My Melody - Coomer alert!
  • Kuromi - Coomer OVERDRIVE
  • Jewelpet - Coomer moment
  • Charmmy Kitty - I'm just putting this here because WTF were they thinking. Extremely cursed design.
  • Coro Chan - Something about his design exudes "Little Girl"
 
Hello Kitty - ハ! げい!
I giggled.

Gudetama is for everyone. A being of pure gender neutrality.
Gudetama_from_Sanrio.jpg
 
Title.

Here are my personal opinions for juxtaposition...

Baddo Batsu-maru:
The safest bet. Basically "Penguin Bart Simpson".

Chococat:
Probably OK actually. It's hard to put my finger on why but I his design seems more "muted" than the others.

Pompompurin:
I really really like this guy but the problem here is less looking gay and more looking like a 5-year-old.
Still, I wouldn't mind having a figure him.
Also his friends have really cute names, especially Scone.

Kerokerokeroppi:
Cool guy. I'd say he's more acceptable than 'Purin but that's likely because he's a less obviously cute animal.
Still has the "5-year-old" issue though.

Pochacco:
Probably a bit *too* infantile but I like his design.
It's like if Snoopy didn't instantly make you look like grandma.

Corocorokuririn:
The "5-year-old" problem rears its head again.

Tuxedo Sam:
Borderline but probably acceptable. Penguins seem to be the way to go.

Hangyodon:
No obvious issues. Go for it dude!

MINNA NO TABO:
Probably fine.

Aggretsuko (Franchise):
Intended for an older audience so the designs are less on-the-nose.
Has the issue of making you look like a creepy nerd though.

Cinnamoroll:
Too far!

Hanamaruobake:
They show a guy wearing some merch in one of the concept arts but IMO it's too much.

Big Challenges:
"And here's where I'd put my Big Challenges merch ...if it existed!"
It's fucked up. Why didn't they use him?

Hagurumanstyle:
"Nice EVA shirt."

Baby Milo:
Nothing wrong here. Has some very nice camo bags in stock.

Gudetama:
Yes.

Obvious No-nos:
  • Hello Kitty - ハ! げい!
  • My Melody - Coomer alert!
  • Kuromi - Coomer OVERDRIVE
  • Jewelpet - Coomer moment
  • Charmmy Kitty - I'm just putting this here because WTF were they thinking. Extremely cursed design.
  • Coro Chan - Something about his design exudes "Little Girl"
 
I have a legit answer from a true and honest woman. My wife bought several pairs of various nip clothing at one point, including green boxer briefs with the frog guy. She demanded that I actually wear the clothing she bought me. At a later point down the line I joked and asked what she'd think about the other characters and she said only faggots wear Hello Kitty and only retards wear the other characters. I guess the frog is in with the ladies.
 
My Melody and especially Kuromi are mega warning signs that whoever is wearing them may or may not have a severe case of BPD and I have yet to be proven wrong.
 
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