Which poster is most likely to be a Fed

[Joe Swanson]

Who glows in the dark the most

 

[Retink]

I have my suspicions about that @Null guy.

 

[Saint Agustin]

Don't ran over any posters.

 

[Smug Chuckler]

Every other poster here.

 

[MrTroll]

@Jedgarhoover

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Look, today's a special day in the United States. The right time to look deep inside yourself and realize that when you really think about it, aren't we all feds in our own special way? Or maybe the real feds were the friends we made along the way?

You can't spell "friends" without "feds" after all.

 

[Exister]

Me. Look forward to meeting you.

 

[JasonMetloney]

I'm thinking you, this sounds like a question a fed would ask.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

@JosephStalin

 

[scallion]

@secret watcher

 

[I am vomit]

What if every user except you is a glow nigger?

 

[$5.3 Million Dollars]

That sounds like the question a glowie would ask.

 

[mario if smoke weed]

@Dude Ukraine is probably a fed, his story doesn't add up.

 

[The Internet Dick]

What if every user except you is a glow nigger?

Paranoia is a virtue. It's like the first rule of gun safety: every gun is loaded. The modern, online corollary to 'every gun is loaded' is 'every user except you is a glow nigger.' Not everyone is, of course, just as not every gun is loaded, but the principle remains the same. Make it your working assumption until proven otherwise.

When the STASI archives were opened after Germany was reunified, it was found one out of every 63 East Germans were paid STASI informants--and that's in addition to 170,000+ fulltime STASI operatives, with many of those operatives working undercover. Thanks to advances in surveillance and other technologies, imagine how much more powerful such capabilities are now. Now imagine at least some of those capabilities are aimed right at your sorry white ass.

So yeah: paranoia. Hold it close.

 

[Local Fed]

There are no feds on Kiwi Farms.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

There are no feds on Kiwi Farms.

I'm convinced

 

[Your Starter for 10]

I am certainly well fed, that's for sure.

 

[Retink]

@JosephStalin

I'd like to think he isn't but at the same time I wouldn't be surprised.

 

[Jason Wynn]

don’t ask me how I came across this information, but @SandyCat has been plotting an MKUltra experiment on you all. You’re all programmed to go into a killing frenzy anytime you hear the trigger words “five dollar footlongs” the clues are all in his avatar.

I’ve said too much. I’m probably a dead man by morning. God help us all

 

[Dyn]

Maybe some of the people who make autistic far-right shitposts are just really autistic far-right shitposters and not actually federal agents?