Which lolcow would make the best novel? - And what kind of novel would it be?

[Lucky Wildcard]

Bryce Cherry (A.K.A. dev-catscratch). One of the best horror stories of a pedophilic manchild who likes Bumpbows and babies a little too much for his own good.

 

[KiwiKritter]

I would say Christian Chandler, simply because there is a lot of content to go through. each arc could be a book or something.

 

[Gordon Cole]

I have the feeling that I'd write some stories about careercows. People like Dobson, Moviebob and Maddox fascinate me because they're insane, uncompromising, self-destructive weirdos while still trying to be normal and professional in order to stay afloat.

I'll be the Flannery O'Connor of Kiwi Farms.

 

[Bunny Tracks]

YandereDev. It would be a cautionary thriller. The story of an autistic weeabo with pedophilic and violent tendencies with a troubled past who wanted to make a game for glory and to spite those who have wronged him. The only problem is that he accidentally became famous overnight and he himself is his own worst enemy. The end result is that now he's dealing with a goal that he can't possibly reach and with the inevitability that truth will come out and that he'll lose everything.

 

[Next Task]

RequiresHate would make a decent woman-oriented female thriller aka The Girl on the Train, I think. It wouldn't take much changing to develop the story of an anonymous woman who vilifies and bullies people online for years being finally revealed to be the same person as a seemingly cheerful, optimistic new writer. Set it in a smaller setting than an entire genre and have a sympathetic protagonist who has to figure out which one of her 'friends' is actually a monster, and boom.

 

[Lysenko]

Amberlynn Reid and it would be a thriller about her trying to eat a carrot.