Which Lolcow has the Highest Power Level? - Like in Anime

[Waifu Days]

I am working out a theory in my head about why lolcows struggle to work together to take down that darn Kiwi Farms (bad hombres, I hear). I think it stems from a vast difference in lolcow retard power levels. In Keffals' interview with Chris-Chan, Chris easily overpowered the entire interview. Like unseen planetary gravity forces, I think lolcows pull and repel one another into a perfect distance away from each other or drag weaker cows to burn up in their autistic atmosphere.

 

[Tablet County]

Chris is a Goddess so that's a given. But he better watch out; I think DSP is well on his way to achieving super saiyan tard at this point.

 

[Waifu Days]

Chris is a Goddess so that's a given. But he better watch out; I think DSP is well on his way to achieving super saiyan tard at this point.

DSP is Goku. Never knocked down for too long. Also, both are dense.

 

[Gargamel]

Joshua Conner Moon is the lolcow with the highest power level, over 9000.

 

[Tablet County]

DSP is Goku. Never knocked down for too long. Also, both are dense.

I envision a super gay anime fight between DSP and Chris (in his Sonichu form, of course) a-la Goku vs Beerus.

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

Boogie was excellent at masking his powerlevel for years. Everyone's scouter had trouble picking him up. But I don't think he is the legendary warrior.

 

[Waifu Days]

Joshua Connor Moon is the lolcow with the highest power level, over 9000.

I have considered this. This site is proof enough that he controls the fate of many but I can never be too sure if Chris one step ahead of Null or if Null is a step ahead of Chris.

Boogie was excellent at masking his powerlevel for years. Everyone's scouter had trouble picking him up. But I don't think he is the legendary warrior.

I think Boogie needs to eat two more androids.

I envision a super gay anime fight between DSP and Chris (in his Sonichu form, of course) a-la Goku vs Beerus.

Chris - "Hmm? You think you're pretty powerful, huh? Maybe but I have my Sonichu medallion . . "

 

[Tablet County]

Joshua Connor Moon is the lolcow with the highest power level, over 9000.

He's like the little frog guy that rules the multiverse. Or if you think super is gay, he's like one of the Kais.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Gotta be Chris. No other cow can utilize the awesome might of the curse-ye-ha-ma-ah

 

[Waifu Days]

What about whomp-faced Liz Fong Jones? If he and Chris battled? Rapist raping rapist . . .

 

[Shidoen]

In light of talking about power levels.

Chris is the Goku of lolcows. He can pull some other form out of his ass to outpace and out-maneuver even the worst of a horrow cow.

 

[3MMA]

Like unseen planetary gravity forces, I think lolcows pull and repel one another into a perfect distance away from each other or drag weaker cows to burn up in their autistic atmosphere.

Gravity (& orbits) can be unpredictable in the course of their natural wax & wane. GuntHoles & CPU Goddess nebula exist in the ether & unknown regions, respectively.

 

[Waifu Days]

Ver archivo adjunto 5652599
Gravity (& orbits) can be unpredictable in the course of their natural wax & wane. GuntHoles & CPU Goddess nebula exist in the ether & unknown regions, respectively.

They did collide. Pig boy got cursed but lived another day to jerk off to the news.

 

[Tism the Return II]

Lord Perfection scales above the Pride Troopers from Dragon Ball Super so he's canonically the strongest lolcow.

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

What about whomp-faced Liz Fong Jones? If he and Chris battled? Rapist raping rapist . . .

No-Dong is like a Buu type character, able to absorb the life of others and hell bent on destruction

 

[Waifu Days]

Can we at least agree that these are lame filler episode fighters. Or maybe they're Hunter x Hunter side characters that probably have names.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

Can we at least agree that these are lame filler episode fighters. Or maybe they're Hunter x Hunter side characters that probably have names.


Ver archivo adjunto 5652623

Kengle is TOAA-tier stfu

 

[Waifu Days]

Kengle is TOAA-tier stfu

He is not even the most boring lolcow anymore. He is S-tier for being British and Onion Farm wizard god but Kengel is the pluto of the planets, lovingly remembered but out classed. If Neil deGrasse Tyson knew about our boi, black science man would sperg about Kengel's lost glory on late night talk shows.

 

[Testacles Maximus]

If we’re going by the Farms’ definition of power level then Chris Chan by a mile. His life has been broadcasted since he was 12.

 

[draggs]

DSP's offensive power level is like 1.5 but he's indestructible

Chris got put in jail by the Galactic Jerkop Patrol his hidden power hasn't been unlocked yet