Which lolcow do you pity? - Name the one you think is unfortunately funny

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TBH I always wondered if that psychological school experiment turned him into what he was. I used to wonder if he was basically made into a killer. That study was fucked up.
 
Mostly the ones with legit mental illnesses that could accomplish (and sometimes did accomplish) great things, but for those illnesses.

That means Terry A. Davis and Spoony.

I think I might actually pity Spoony more because Terry actually made me and many others laugh right up to the very end. His life had value he didn't understand. I consider myself blessed to have lived on the same world as Terry. RIP.

Warski too. To a lesser extent. I have my fingers crossed with him.
 
Ted Kaczynski turned insane because of brainwashing. I guess that’s why he didn’t get the death penalty.

He'd probably be better off dead than in a Supermax for life, which is basically being buried alive.
 
I think there's something rather poignant about that whole set of people who have some kind of developmental delay; have completely failed to launch; and who just sit around all day drawing trains in MS Paint or writing Pooh's Adventures scripts, or whatever. I'm thinking mainly of Deviantart people here but I'm sure they have equivalents all over the internet. The fact that like, this is it for them: this tiny circle of repetitive behaviours is their entire life, and often they don't even have the perspective to know how futile of a situation they're in. Or sometimes they do know, and feel bad about it, but just don't have the metal equipment to know how to get better. Your neetbux-dependent incel 'channer at least has no illusions whatsoever that he's a fuckup. Whereas so many of these guys can't comprehend just how impotent they are, and they'll just continue down the same tracks until their parents die or they fall off welfare or whatever.
 
It's odd how a ton of really intelligent people seem to go nuts. The Unabomber was a mathematical genius if you want another example.

Maybe schizophrenia helps with creativity and problem solving, or something to that effect.

Hyper-aware pattern recognition where order can't be separated from noise seems to cause that. Everything in human life is made of patterns, day and night, symbols for speech, mathematics, business hours - so maybe the screw is turned too tight on some people and the mailmen are out at the same time every weekday, that's odd, and a certain number of red cars drive by and in the winter people cough as if YOU are sick.
As humans we try to make sense of everything around us, crazy people seem to try to make sense of too much.

That's my hypothesis.
 
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Hyper-aware pattern recognition where order can't be separated from noise seems to cause that. Everything in human life is made of patterns, day and night, symbols for speech, mathematics, business hours - so maybe the screw is turned too tight on some people and the mailmen are out at the same time every weekday, that's odd, and a certain number of red cars drive by and in the winter people cough as if YOU are sick.
As humans we try to read everything around us, crazy people seem to read too much.

That's my hypothesis.

I think you just described gang stalking.

As for CWC and the whether or not it’s is nature to be what he is, I think his parents not pushing him to take any action and letting him wallow in their filth played a big part in shaping his character.
 
A part of me wants to answer WingsOfRedemption, because of the constant needling he receives from unfunny faggots, but then his reaction (start emotionally manipulating his audience into donating more) to it usually snaps me out of it.

There was also this one dude whose name I can't remember. He's super ugly, he told some lie about how his viewers sent him a sex doll that got stolen from him while he was at work, but it turned out he had fucked it to pieces. He plays guitar pretty decently, and he reviews fast food in his shit hole apartment.

Anyone know who I'm talking about?
 
Erik "Taz" Mokracek. He's not really funny, just kind of sad and pathetic.

I agree. I think Erik Mokracek is harmless, and just needs to be left alone. There's spazzy, insane funny, then just sad. And they themselves are not lol cows, but I feel for the Schofield kids, Bodhi and Jani.
 
- OPL- he probably wouldn't be too well off all things considered, but given parental support and staying off the internet maybe he wouldn't look like a bag lady who had a seaweed hair transplant.

- Michael Schofield- Small amount of pity, but some nonetheless. Sounds like he had a tough childhood and glommed onto the first woman who looked at him twice, and had no one who knew or cared enough to tell him Susan is batshit insane. Unfortunately for him, instead of the more garden variety crazy that these situations usually entail, he got the woman who wants to chemically lobotomize all sentient children. Getting out of her orbit seems to have given some clarity, though he's still complicit for what's so far happened.

-Gwen Hartley - Again a small amount. Having non sentient flesh puppets where your children should be must be traumatic for anyone, especially a mother. I can somewhat forgive her pretending there's someone there, since the reality is pretty horrifying. The doctor notes and other nonsense is where I lose this pity though.

-Wogglebug girl- she's.... unfortunate looking and crazy, so her life probably wouldn't be great anyway. But to spend your life trying to make an anthropomorphic cockroach the hottest media property is so quixotic and bizarre I have to give her props for going this long and still keeping on. :heart-full:
 
Yeah, I have a couple:

DisneyFan/Andrea Avrett: I remember back when she was in her peak infamy, and it's to her benefit that others have come since then that make her past antics and eclectic tastes look tame in hindsight. It's kind of sad, really: she's proven she does have some skill and can improve if she'd just apply herself. Instead, she's spent a good portion of her entire life fixated on an obscure Disney character with her OC and a fan fiction that's Kingdom Hearts Lite.

Laineybot/Lainey: Sure, she's proven she can be just as much of a jackass as her husband, Onision, but I can't help but feel a little bit of pity for her. She obviously came from a damaged background and has super-low self-esteem and mental issues, which made her a prime target for one of the most reprehensible people on the modern internet. And what came of this loveless marriage? Two obviously unloved kids (who are surely going to have issues integrating in normal society growing up), mountains of debt from the IRS, and the state of WA waiting for a single slight fuckup to have an excuse to throw both Lainey and Grug's asses in the clink.

Erik Mokracek: Yeah, gonna have to second this one. He's your typical DeviantArt sperg, sure, but compared to others, he's harmless. Extremely weird, but harmless. He doesn't deserve the abuse he gets from trolls, IMHO.

MovieBob: Don't get me wrong, I hate his guts as much as the next person does and I'd just as soon punch him in the face if I ever met him. He's an extremely vile individual with equally vile thoughts, and he's ugly inside and out. However, I can't help but pity someone who's always that negative, mean, and vile. How empty his life must be to try and tear down others, just because they think differently from him or come from a different background/part of the country than him. At least alt-right and Neo Nazis are open about how and why they are the way they are, but Bob is especially repugnant in that he hides his pure hatred under the guises of "social justice" and "wokeness".
 
Jessi Slaughter. She was a eleven year old girl who tried to define herself as something other than poor white trash with an abusive father only to get molested by her rock idol and bullycided by 4chan, which the stress from gave her awful dad a fatal heart attack. All before she was a teenager. It's almost a credit to her constitution that she only became a troon and a spoonie and didn't become some Atomwaffen moll like Lindsay Souvannarath.
 
i'm only a little sorry, but chris. he's still very entertaining to follow, but i can't help but feel a little bit sorry for him, because i feel like if his parents knew how to deal with an autistic child better he wouldn't be like this. that's all i really feel sorry for him about, though. there's a point where his parents aren't at fault anymore for his actions, and that time came quite a while ago in my opinion.

in terms of full sorrow, terry a. davis all the way. he was a really smart man, he knew a lot about software and engineering, but his mental illnesses really tainted that, and look where he ended up. it's sad...
 
He lived by himself in a fucking shed in the middle of nowhere with no running water or electricty for decades. Supermax is an upgrade for him.

Living in an environment you control because you choose to do it is a lot different from having your environment completely controlled by others, being kept in a coffin-like cage for 23 out of 24 hours, and only removed for an hour under strict control.

He could go wherever he wanted, do whatever he wanted, walk around in the countryside, go into town for supplies, whatever he felt like doing.

That's a completely different situation from having everything controlled for you, especially for a man who was driven insane already by mind control experiment bullshit.

in terms of full sorrow, terry a. davis all the way. he was a really smart man, he knew a lot about software and engineering, but his mental illnesses really tainted that, and look where he ended up. it's sad...

It was especially bad because he was smart enough to know exactly how fucked he was.
 
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