Which Kiwifarms users could Null realistically beat in a boxing match

[The News Crews]

Aside from me of course

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

I'm presuming there's no weight classes, so (unfortunately) Dear Feeder would pulverize most of the female Kiwis. He'd also have a good shot at maybe 50% of male Kiwis, because you know he would harness his inner ODD from his childhood to get into some sort of fighting shape.

 

[Hellwalker]

Any user that has the

badge. It's pretty easy to box someone who's fucking dead. What are they gonna do? Fight back? Lol they can't even fight death hard enough in order to live.

 

[Xenia]

Any user that has the Ver archivo adjunto 8056608 badge. It's pretty easy to box someone who's fucking dead. What are they gonna do? Fight back? Lol they can't even fight death hard enough in order to live.

For example?

 

[analrapist]

For example?

the real byuu, who posted here a few times, not the dude with the "byuu" username but Null could probably take him too

 

[SandyCat]

I would tell him to get in shape to fight me which would cause him to think I'm personally responsible for his weight loss. In return he would get fat to spite me giving me a much better chance

 

[The News Crews]

For example?

The late great @Cats

 

[Xenia]

The late great @Cats

How does big J and his moderator cabal determine who died instead of just leaving website?

 

[Exegesis]

Dear Feeder would pulverize most of the female Kiwis.

There's probably at least one TERF butch lesbian that would beat nulls ass

 

[The News Crews]

How does big J and his moderator cabal determine who died instead of just leaving website?

IIRC, he’s very conservative on who he gives the badge to. He has to see proof that they are actually dead. A friend of cats came forward and said he killed himself. And was able to send proof to the mods

 

[Xenia]

IIRC, he’s very conservative on who he gives the badge to. He has to see proof that they are actually dead. A friend of cats came forward and said he killed himself. And was able to send proof to the mods

Killed himself?

 

[Mike Matei's Penis]

Uwe Boll's secret account

 

[Skitarii]

The late great @Cats

Nah @Cats solos null no diff

 

[Professor G. Raff]

He'd beat me, but it's because I'd throw. It'd be a double whammy for Null because I would have got BossmanJack to make a huge bet on me because he saw Null covered in pizza grease in his chair, struggling to breath much less move and thought it was a sure thing. Devestated by the further impoverishment of BossmanJack null would depressively start eating more and become a true deathfat.

 

[The News Crews]

Killed himself?

Dunno if this has been known for a while or what, but I'm a friend of @Cats and just today found out he passed away. We've known each other online since 2005ish and been buds the whole time, and he was the one who pointed me towards Kiwifarms. He would often dip out and just not respond to me for days or weeks and occasionally months but keep posting here so when I happened to see his username posted here in an unrelated thread it made me come here and when I realized he'd also stopped posting just a few days after the last message he sent me on April 15th I got worried.

Started digging and eventually found an obituary and though it lacks details my assumption is that things got so bad he just couldn't handle it anymore and noped out. I'm angry at him for not talking to me first even if there's not much I could have done, but I'm mostly really upset that I've lost a friend of so long. He'd been dealing with depression for many years and it got especially bad after a failed relationship and I knew he was hurting but it was literally only a week before he died (going by the obit) that he was showing me pictures of the miniatures he'd painted and shit. It's a fucked up situation.

Anyway, I know he was well liked here and now that I know for sure I wanted to make sure people knew what happened. That's all.

 

[Incongruous]

Me, probably... Unless the Kind Regards trophy was on the table. Then we'd have to find a new admin while he's in the ICU.

 

[Radola Gajda]

If there is clash between @theralph and our Dear Leader I will put my money on Null

 

[Tram Fan]

Me bc I'm a Pole and we don't have much quality food so I'm sickly