Which Kiwi would you give head to? - Who would you suck off on the forum?

[Poiseon]

Simple premise. Who would earn the honor or horror of oral sex from you?

 

[Rand /pol/]

Your mother

 

[Shayden]

Myself

 

[Zersetzung]

Everyone would have to PM me nudes right now for me to make that determination, wouldn't they

edit: no remorse

 

[UnKillFill]

I mean, I'm not gay... (As far as you know)

 

[qt farmer :)]

I'm pretty sure @AnOminous is hung like a horse and probably cums buckets so I would definitely volunteer to gargle that jar of mayonnaise.

 

[The Flawless Gazelles]

none, because i'm not gay

 

[Rand /pol/]

none, because i'm not gay

 

[DumbDosh]

the non married over 18 women posters with proper consent that aren't obese and disgusting

so probably nobody

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

In Cadence!.....

"A little bird,
with little bill,
sat up upon,
my window sill.

I lured him in,
with a piece of bread,
and then I smashed,
his fuckin' head.

So the moral of,
this story is,
That you need some bread,
To get some head!"

 

[GS 281]

Your mother

his mom isn't a kiwi, faggot.

 

[war has changed]

in b4 null

 

[downwardspiral]

any for 20$

 

[Clop]

Hey, I can be reasonable. Just ask, buddy.

 

[PowPow]

To everyone, please stay in line.

 

[GC_Positive]

Godwinson. Where the FUCK is This Week in Nectar you pompous prick?

 

[LinuxVoid]

Hey, I can be reasonable. Just ask, buddy.

Okay, suck my dick.

 

[Richardo Retardo]

his mom isn't a kiwi, faggot.

Idk we have a lot of mommy blog types on some parts of this site.

 

[GC_Positive]

Idk we have a lot of mommy blog types on some parts of this site.

I'm new on here so my opinion regarding this is worth fuck all but I saw a thread on here basically saying that there were a bunch of people from mumsnet.org who were discovering kiwifarms because some of the lolcows on here are known to that community. I have to say the idea of importing a bunch of mumsnetters into here would be fucking hilarious considering how catty they probably are.

 

[Clop]

Okay, suck my dick.

No.