Which KF user is Jeffrey Epstein?

[Turquoise]

We know there's a 99% chance Jeff is chilling out in Tel Aviv right now. We also know he was a 4channer, which means there's an 80% chance he's also a kiwi farmer.

99% + 80% = a 179% chance that Jeffrey Epstein is an active kiwifarms user. Who do you think it is?

 

[peachlover669]

ah yeah sorry, that would be me. i know, i know, its just that i got bored of not being able to say nigger on every other social media site that i own so i came here

 

[We Are The Witches]

The actual question is: which account was Jeffrey Epstein.

And not even as a joke.

 

[Lip Glossary]

Null: it's me you fools!

 

[pink cupcake frosting]

Lip Glossary: *rubs hands* Rozzy, bring me some cheese pizza! I need to goon! *masturbates his own nose like a penis*

 

[Punished Derich]

@paintingatree

 

[HYPERSKITZO]

@Jeffrey Epstein

 

[Forsaken Wanderer]

Catch the Rainbow is more of a hisidic down syndrome type of Jew, Trombinista is too much of a normie consumer Jew, I'd say HHH is the most likely.

 

[YellowIsACoolColor]

@Turquoise

 

[Napoleon III]

Unironically this guy is super suspicious and stopped posting/got banned before 2019

@Chris did nothing wrong

 

[long waters]

Unironically this guy is super suspicious and stopped posting/got banned before 2019

@Chris did nothing wrong

Idk how to quote profile posts, but: https://kiwifarms.st/members/chris-did-nothing-wrong.7344/#profile-post-194919

I remember that photo from a pedophile documentary I watched years ago where some pedo slipped it into a prison to wank to it, sick shit.

Sounds suspicious indeed.

 

[Zorgulon]

Me

 

[FOUND YOU!]

He could be in this very thread!

 

[bromanhoser]

@Nigger Kike

 

[Evan Kor]

I wouldn't be surprised if the guy secretly had one or more kids that he kept from the public eye. That would explain some of the issues with his finances after his death. So there's probably a son or daughter of his on this site.

 

[Biggest Bubba]

@LarpBait puts BBC everywhere.

 

[crackers breakfast]

did anyone check any of his mails for one lol

 

[Blue Flying Leaf]

Nullstein

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Null: it's me you fools!

Nullstein

"Joshua moon" is a forged identity meticulously created by Epstein. All those photos you see of "josh" are actually a Ukrainian named Johm Potter who was abducted and all but erased from the world. He also started taken estrogen to heighten his voice with a distinct vocal fry and uses a advanced series of filters. To help cover that he's committed to a long ruse of being incapable of using any audio equipment to make it seem like he wouldn't be able to maintain a filter. Everyone who's met "josh" are all in one the conspiracy including Qanon who works directly with trump and Epstein.
He was also able to smuggle out his immense fortune by putting it all into silver eastern European coins. Since the Epstein list leak he got scared and had to sell most of them causing silver stock to crash
He made one fatal mistake though, he chose the name Moon which is clearly Korean but "josh" can't help but profess his devoted love of cheese But Koreans are lactose intolerant!
You thought you fooled everone but I'm on to you!!!

Let it be know I am a mentally fit person with no desire to commit suicide

 

[Nuclear Unwarfare]

Definitely not me, trust me...