Which is worse: a mass shooting or a mass stabbing?

Would you rather

  • Die in a mass shooting

    Votos: 8 12.1%
  • Die in a mass stabbing

    Votos: 1 1.5%
  • Nah, I’d rather just laugh at Sam Hyde memes on 4chan instead

    Votos: 21 31.8%
  • Nah, I’d rather get tard wrangled by the mods because my threads are shit

    Votos: 7 10.6%
  • Nah, I’d rather get in a time machine and abort SigSauer for his incredibly shit threads

    Votos: 14 21.2%
  • Nah, I’d rather become a hitman for the mafia and get over 300 confirmed kills

    Votos: 15 22.7%

  • Total de votantes
    66
What if they shoot you with a mass stabbing?
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1. Board a bus.

2. Dump gasoline from your handy dandy repurposed CamelBak.

3. Light match.

4. High score.

This sounds like a joke, but in a confined space like that, your victims would be fucked. I'm surprised nobody has tried it yet.
Well I'll drink a toast to your success when you pull it off, brave hero!
 
The obvious way to combat a mass stabbing is to breed a bunch of angry monster giant wild dogs that want to eat human flesh and unleash them on the mass stabbers. Gun ones, not so much.
Brilliant solution. That'll show them.
 
Mass shooting is basically Commando, mass stabbing is basically Lone Wolf And Cub
 
Once a kid doing a shooting turns out to be a total gear queer you'll potentially see both if they use the bayonet lug on their dad's shitty milspec ar
 
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