Which is the best Little Debbie snack? - And which is the worst?

[WhiskeyJack]

Little Debbie makes about two hundred different varieties of snacks, some only available for certain holidays and others sold only in certain regions.

But which is the best snack? And which is the worst? I'll accept answers based on flavor, messiness, and satiety. Or any other qualifications you think are worth bringing up.

And just so that we have a standard unit of measurement to compare things to, I'll add:

Swiss Rolls: 90 out of 100 points on Flavor, 65 points for Messiness (*95 points in summer), and 70 points for Satiety (*I generally find the two rolls sufficient).

If you need to add an asterisk, like "*..... is the best, but only if you microwave it for 15 seconds first", I'll accept that as well, but try to keep it simple.

I will award bonus points if you can explain why Nutty Bars were rebranded to Nutty Buddy, which isn't even plural.

 

[Agarathium1066]

*glass shatters*
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Only one I remember with any fondness even though they stick to your teeth.

 

[DankSmoker]

Only one I remember with any fondness even though they stick to your teeth.

It wouldn't be caramel if it didn't stick to your teeth.

 

[SofondaCox]

As your Internet mother, I fucking forbid every single one of you from consuming these more than twice a year.

 

[ñññ]

Who's little Debbie and why should I care about her food?

 

[Agarathium1066]

It wouldn't be caramel if it didn't stick to your teeth.

This stuff is worse than any caramel I've ever eaten in my life. You could replace superglue with it.

 

[DankSmoker]

This stuff is worse than any caramel I've ever eaten in my life. You could replace superglue with it.

Hell, that's how I make rice crispies.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Tiger Cakes were my favorite as a kid. Now I only get the Christmas Cakes because I'm a sucker for Christmas stuff.

 

[Sugriva]

little debbies are bad and make your mouth feel like its coated in wax