Which is the best Little Debbie snack? - And which is the worst?

[WhiskeyJack]

Little Debbie makes about two hundred different varieties of snacks, some only available for certain holidays and others sold only in certain regions.

But which is the best snack? And which is the worst? I'll accept answers based on flavor, messiness, and satiety. Or any other qualifications you think are worth bringing up.

And just so that we have a standard unit of measurement to compare things to, I'll add:

Swiss Rolls: 90 out of 100 points on Flavor, 65 points for Messiness (*95 points in summer), and 70 points for Satiety (*I generally find the two rolls sufficient).

If you need to add an asterisk, like "*..... is the best, but only if you microwave it for 15 seconds first", I'll accept that as well, but try to keep it simple.

I will award bonus points if you can explain why Nutty Bars were rebranded to Nutty Buddy, which isn't even plural.

 

[MrTroll]

Only fatties eat this crap.

That being said, it's the Nutty Bars and anyone who says otherwise is retarded.

 

[OrionBalls]

The best Little Debbie snack is

Pop them in the microwave for twenty seconds and the frosting melts into the softened cake.

 

[Tom Myers]

Nutty Buddies with Oatmeal pies coming in a close second.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

Zebra Cakes.

fite me

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Zebra Cakes.

fite me

Zebra Cake squad roll up

 

[Bored & Confused]

The oatmeal cream pie.
I'm a simple fatass, with simple fatass tastes.

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

No contest

 

[WhiskeyJack]

Zebra Cake squad roll up

Zebra Roll squad cake up

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Zebra Roll squad cake up

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This is peace in our time.

 

[CognitiveDeficiency]

*glass shatters*

 

[Blouie]

Oatmeal cream pies, but they mess my stomach up so I can only eat like half of it.

 

[SandyCat]

 

[DankSmoker]

After much deliberation, the fudge brownies with walnuts (not that rainbow shit) are my favorite.

 

[JethroTullamore]

Banana Twins!


I think they’re overlooked and under appreciated, they’re my favorite though.

 

[Rozzy]

Twinkies! strawberry flavor.

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

I love the seasonal variety snack cakes. When I was little my mom would buy them and it made me feel excited for events like 4th of july and christmas when the unique cakes appeared.

Fall, of course, is the best time of the year. The best video game releases, start of school year, weather gets cooler, the trees become gorgeous reds and yellows, people act less crazy, stuff goes on sale in stores, it's the easiest time to get a job due to seasonal positions, no more bugs, best holidays (halloween, thanksgiving), black friday, my birthday, etc. The cakes being yummy is just the cherry on top.

I used to have summer seasonal depression when I was younger, though eventually it just became a year-round thing. I've gotten better recently, but part of my eternal love for autumn is also because my depression would go away.

 

[Akashic Retard]

cream pies best
powdered donuts worst

Any kind of seasonal garbage gets a special seasonal worst rating .

 

[Muttley]

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both of these are high quality

 

[Jarch6]

I like the honeybuns, used to buy one from the vending machine every now and then.
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