Which hand do you masturbate with?

[WinchesterPremium]

I have a theory that the modern man masturbates with his left hand, as this allows him to access internet pornography while masturbating. I'm conducting a survey here to see if this hypothesis is right.

Please list, in order:
Which hand you masturbate with
Which hand is dominant
If you partake in internet pornography while masturbating
If you are a man or a woman(male)

Science thanks you for participation.

 

[SpergPatrol]

How to tell if a furry has joined the farms

Step 1.

 

[W00K #17]

Your moms.

 

[Tard Police]

YOUR hand faggot

 

[Shidoen]

Left because the only liquid that's gonna be on the right is God's holy water as I make my prayers.

 

[Kiwi On The Go]

If you don't alternate between both, you're doing it wrong.
Enjoy your obvious coomer arm.

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

The gripping hand, of course.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Your dad's

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

Which hand you masturbate with: right
Which hand is dominant: right
If you partake in internet pornography while masturbating: no

 

[WebLurker]

1. Which hand are you offering?
2. Does it have to remain attached to you?

 

[Spiny Rumples]

I clap my hands like I just saw a most excellent performance. It's the only way I can get off anymore.

 

[NaggotFigger]

Both hands.

 

[Stanley the Gay Wizard]

My Husband's right hand.