Which fictional sport is more autistic

[Cats]

hogwerts

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

I think the Quidditch wankers probably deserve the win here after all the trannies REEEEE'd so hard they literally changed the name of their gay, fake sport to distance themselves from J.K Rowling's 'hateful' (by which we mean 'based') 'beliefs' (by which we mean 'accurate and verifiable things that have actually happened') about 'the LGBT community' (by which we mean 'troons'). Quidditch, of course, canonically taking its original name from a big ditch in the Wizarding World, where all the queers are dumped, like the Spartans did with their unwanted tard babies.

Personally, though, I'm disappointed to see this exciting sport not represented in the poll.

Did we REALLY forget Bullet Ball so quickly, bros? The sport of kings. Even useless fucking cripples can play it! Against normal people, even!

 

[waratteruN]

I'd say Quidditch, but an actual autist would actually put way too much thought in the worldbuilding

 

[My Name is Ed]

I gotta give it to Quidditch on account of it actually having a real-life playerbase of autists.

 

[Shidoen]

Bloodbowl

 

[90 Day Beyonce]

I gotta give it to Quidditch on account of it actually having a real-life playerbase of autists.

Yeah once you see a clip of grown-ass adults running around with sticks between their legs "playing" this, you will despair for the world

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Reject Quidditch
Embrace Calvinball

 

[Bionicle of War]

Kolhii

 

[NoReturn]

For thread browsers, this is Tankery:

Also, may I submit Keijo?

Or perhaps less horrific, but more "a thing I could see actual irl autists playing": Angelic Layer?

 

[Absolutego]

I gotta give it to Quidditch on account of it actually having a real-life playerbase of autists.

The fact that actual grown-ass adults will scoot around with a PVC pipe between their legs pretending they're riding on a magical broom is just *chef's kiss* levels of second hand cringe.

 

[The Fountainhead]

Which fictional sport is more autistic?​