Where'd I put my car keys?

[PfromAtrick]

Shit.

 

[SandyCat]

I accidentally them sorry

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

Check the following:

• under the couch cushions
• by the coffee table
• next to the bed
• in your mom's box

 

[Windsock]

wherever you set them down , duh

 

[56 others]

I know your license is revoked, I have them.

 

[56 others]

I know your license is revoked, I have them.

 

[JethroTullamore]

YEAH KEYS KEYS KEYS KEYS KEYS KEYS KEYS



they’re in my ass.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Oh, you mean these car keys?

*jingle* *jingle* *jingle*

 

[Catgirl Enthusiast]

Put one of those google or apple things on them so big brother always knows where you and your keys are. Duh. Irl why don't you have a second set. I know your key has some new fangled electrogizmo in it to prevent theft, but you should have two of them. Use the extra until the other one turns up in your cat's litter box because he thought it needed to take a shit too or whatever.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

All right, bend over.

 

[tuka]

Put em mindlessly in the freezer for like 3 times. DAE freezer retard?

 

[The Luigi Player]

car kheys? what are they?
just get a back-up drone that we have in stock

 

[Shig O'nella]

You left them in the bowl at last nights party.

No one picked them out, so they're still there I guess.

 

[DankSmoker]

Check with the keymaster.

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

If your vehicle is a 2012-2021 Hyundai or Kia which uses a physical key, just turn on the vehicle by opening the steering wheel cover and plugging any usb cable into the debug usb slot and the vehicle should turn on. I do not endorse or condone doing this to vehicles you do not own as that would be illegal.