Where would you enjoy to go pooping the most?

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A. a nice clean terlet
B. a street in india
C. in the middle of a busy Target aisle
D. onto the faces of your enemies
E. onto the faces of your friends
 
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Single-person gender neutral bathrooms in the administrative buildings of my old college. The plumbing and cleanliness of the rest of the campus was NOTICEABLY lacking compared to the tranny room.

That’s why I pooped there at every chance I could get when I was doing my stint in academia.
 
I've ruminated on this question the whole day and I've gotta say, pooping in a pitch dark outhouse full of spiders is where it's at.
There was this outhouse at a place I went camping as a kid that had a mouse that lived inside the toilet pit. Every time you opened the lid he'd climb up the mountain of shit and stare up at you hopefully. I still feel kinda bad for that mouse to this day.

Though, 6 year old me thought it was hilarious using it as target practice whenever I pissed. It was also hard not to think about the poor little thing underneath you when you were taking a shit. Once you finished it'd scamper back up the mound again and just keep staring hopefully upwards at you as you closed the lid leaving it alone in smelly, wet darkness again.
 
There was this outhouse at a place I went camping as a kid that had a mouse that lived inside the toilet pit. Every time you opened the lid he'd climb up the mountain of shit and stare up at you hopefully. I still feel kinda bad for that mouse to this day.

Though, 6 year old me thought it was hilarious using it as target practice whenever I pissed. It was also hard not to think about the poor little thing underneath you when you were taking a shit. Once you finished it'd scamper back up the mound again and just keep staring hopefully upwards at you as you closed the lid leaving it alone in smelly, wet darkness again.
There should be a Pixar film about this story.
 
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