Where will you get a girlfriend?

[Crysocyan]

When will you meet them?

 

[Blouie]

Hopefully never, I don't wanna bring anymore autists into this world.

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

I don't need any more crazy, I'm all full up.

 

[Noble Ocelot]

How about here and now? Any takers?

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

Great.. now Im sad.. thanks a lot you fuck..

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

second life biker bar

 

[misterduckford]

I join local groups of people who obviously need hugs then inform them, upon arrival, that I am hug-phobic. Eventually, I'll meet the right girl with this lure bc she'll think that's super cool and quirky. I play the long game.

 

[Testacles Maximus]

The usual street corner

 

[The Magnificence]

Build one, of course.

 

[Staticness]

lmao just go on Omegle, plenty of insecure underage girls desperate for affection and validation owo

 

[Pissmaster]

Everyone loves me so uh anywhere I guess, lol

 

[(((Obar Lazcano Kamz)))]

@Crysocyan from the depths of hell

 

[lemonsensei]

Obviously you’ll only find the most mentally stable maidens here on the farms!

 

[I (Don't) Have A Gun]

I was kinda hoping that with the Russian invasion of Ukraine that the market would have been flooded with hot (and very desperate) Ukrainian girls and we'd finally see state mandated girlfriends becoming a thing (I mean what else could you do with all those boyfriend free Ukrainian girls?)... but it didn't exactly work out that way...

 

[PeggieBigCock]

lmao just go on Omegle, plenty of insecure underage girls desperate for affection and validation owo

Uhhhhh what the fuck