Where were you wen Sneed die?

[Unremarkable Anus Lover]

Apolgy for bad English.


I was at house eating onion when Telegram ring.

"Sneed.today is kil"

"no"

 

[keytar]

Just like Chuck, Sneed is now only former

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

I was in Poleland.

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

i was shitting

 

[seri0us]

sitting at computer when it just wont load just wont do it anymore!

 

[IamnottheNSA]

Checking Ethan Ralph subforum. First thought it was just a minor hiccup.
Not on my main computer at the moment, so it took me a couple of minutes to install Tor.

And I am glad our most current Tor exile didn't last even a single day.

 

[cherrysour]

I may not know where I was, but I do know that Liz F.-J. will never be a woman.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Playing soccer with my dog and praising her for being so smart. Living a happy life unlike a certain oni.

 

[beautiful person]

Literally asleep.

 

[Cats]

tuching pp

 

[Londo]

Being unable to sneed.

 

[Divine right to rule]

In the depths of despair, like everytime when I need to sneed, but I can't.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

outside getting stung by a wasp. man do i hate those guys. i gassed their entire colony like the jew bugs they are. if onyl it were this easy to deal with the trannies.

 

[AgendaPoster]

Running.
I am actually quite angry each times this happens. It's some maddeningly unfair shit.
I am fully willing to admit we're a bunch of edgy spergs and can be cruel, but we have fucking open neo-nazi and pedo and animal abuse sites protected by Cloudflare and more. They protect people that openly state they wanna fuck 10 yrs old girls... or younger. They protect people that openly state they want to genocide others.
We moderate all such content.
Yet we're the fucking evil ones. Makes no sense.

 

[Abbadon's Gate]

At the office.

 

[SNEED.EXE]

P.S. This notice was not sent to me. I am never told why anything happens.

"Nobody tells us anything. We're the lowest point on the totem pole, the balls on the dick."

 

[Professor G. Raff]

I had the Sneed.today window open from like 20 minutes in the past when I got the telegram notification, read it and refreshed only to be met with death. Truly, I could not Sneed...

 

[Arcade Gannon]

Sneed today, gone tomorrow.

 

[Harvey Danger]

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of troons,
I shall fear no sneedville.
For Null art with sneed.
Thy seed and thy feed,
They chuck me.

 

[Islamic Jihad Rocket]

Allah will remember Sneed.

Pray to Allah that Sneed will return again one day.