Where was Batman on 9/11? - Where was that guy? He really let me down

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I have a good theory for where Batman was during 9/11. He was washing his car! As you know, Batman is Mr. Clean with a Batman suit. He cleans everything and he’s a superhero who collects one hell of a car-wash bill. You know this guy, right? He’s a hero.
 
In Gotham.
The real question is where was Superman? After the first plane hit, at the latest, he should have been on the scene.
Or better yet, where was Spiderman in this whole ordeal? Couldn't he have held the towers together with his webs? Saved the people falling from the building? Yet he did nothing to help.

John Jonas Jameson was right.
 
Or better yet, where was Spiderman in this whole ordeal? Couldn't he have held the towers together with his webs? Saved the people falling from the building? Yet he did nothing to help.

John Jonas Jameson was right.
No no, Spider-Man canonically did what he could, poor fella, but jet fuel melts web fluid too.
 
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