Where is the penis bone?

[Sparkletor 2.0]

My friend told me that a boner doesn't really have a bone in it and I disagreed. I bet him $5.00 that there is a bone in my dick. I cut open my weenis and to my surprise, I couldn't find my penis bone. Do I have to cut deeper or have I unfortunately lost $5.00?

 

[eatler]

No at this point it’s probably easier to invert it and start a career as a Reddit janny.

 

[m1ddl3m4rch]

Humans stopped having a baculum a long time ago. There's an interpretation that it was the rib that made Eve.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

Keep cutting brother, you'll either find it in there and prove you're right or you won't be owing anyone any money, win-win.

 

[Testacles Maximus]

The penis bone of a human is actually in its butthole. Dig around for a bit and you’ll find it.

 

[Named User]

In your mom's guts

 

[DankSmoker]

They are like baby teeth and naturally fall out as a child.

 

[Vampirella]

It's up your ass and around the corner.

 

[MadStan]

For you, it clearly will look like this:

 

[SpergioLeonne]

If orcs are like the 80’s legend of Zelda cartoon version, they might have penis bones. Was your friend one of them?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

If orcs are like the 80’s legend of Zelda cartoon version, they might have penis bones. Was your friend one of them?

He's half-orc. Why does it matter? His mother was raped by an orc while adventuring and he doesn't like to talk about it.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

He's half-orc. Why does it matter? His mother was raped by an orc while adventuring and he doesn't like to talk about it.

 

[r9k-speaks]

Don't other mammals actually have penis bones?

 

[DankSmoker]

Don't other mammals actually have penis bones?

Yes. Texans like to use racoon penis bones as toothpicks.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

butthole