Where are the successful lolcows? - Or is a lolcow per definition a failure at everything?

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I'm talking about celebrities like Steven Seagal

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Or if lolcow is a termed used only to describe people with a significant online presence.

Where is Keemstar? A parasite who only feeds off the content others produce, picking fights everywhere and potentially actually projecting his bullshit on others. This is some loose shit, but its less of an accusation and more of a mockery of what Keemstar does (or did, heard hes retirering) day in and day out:

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What about like Bald and Bankrupt? I love the guys new content but he has a rape trial in his baggage and expressly has said that he wants the type of countries he visits to stay shitholes so he can buy/bang cheap (either in cash or in drinks) pussy ( all while expressing feigned nostalgia/interest in these countries state). He has copyright/privacy struck almost every single video critical of him that has doxxed his past history. Someone like that who has some serious skills and reasonable intelligence, it would be interesting how he would face off with say Null considering that he's succeeded at every other instance.

r/BaldAndBaldrDossier - The X files of Bald & Bankrupt - A brief summary and knowledge base primer.

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What about Alex Jones?

From the obvious pill-thumping bullshit, to the sandyhooks "actor" nonsense that he's losing badly in court over to the constant fucking screaming on his show. Not that the man isn't right about some things, his expose of the degeneracy in the Bohemian Grove should have goten an award but he's a total lolcow to me.


You'll have to contend with this mojo-crap as I can't find the epic video some memelord put together with a hundred+failed predictions I saw long before Youtube was a clusterfuck:
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Top 10 Dumbest Alex Jones Predictions

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These are just three examples, I could go on, maybe Im wrong and I'd like to hear that before I spend too much time digging up shit on these types but the only real example of the type of stuff Im talking about are the gamergate people and their threads here.


Newfag shit that surely has a simple reason, im sure?

Tried doing some basic searches here, mostly found topical threads rather than dedication threads.
 
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"Successful" lolcows are still lolcows, imo.

However they are far and few between because, if you're a lolcow, chances are you are such a failure, you have little chance of succeeding in any meaningful way.
 
iNEEDthatMoney dijo:
He has his own sub-forum here.

He makes $120,000+ every single year (though only has $148 in his bank account).
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Im not gonna lie, I lol'ed.

But like the poster below you says, after a cursory glance the guy doesn't really seem to be successful. He's like that second kid drowning in the pool meme, barely staying afloat. Despite or perhaps because of his "success".

But his intro thread has all the things that could be applied to Alex Jones, especially this part: "What truly makes him a Lolcow however are his ego and his delusion.".

I mentioned the gamer gate people like Zoe Quinn being more my cup of tea out of what I can find here on the farms: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/zoe-q...-crashoverride-hat-box-old-uncle-anime.14263/

But one person that fits even better is this psycho bitch Isabella Loretta Janke . Started following the rabbit trail here:


Just wondering why there are so few of these types here on the farms. Or as mentioned, those truly successful like AJ, Keemstar, BnB, etc. People got lucky with Isabella tho cause she was so extremely brazen and arrogant she kinda fell into peoples lap trough the Chan thread.

But in this case you got the kind of stuff that prompts Null to according to the community resurrect an old tradition like voting on the retraction request from her lawyers, instead of just the same old nonsense demands that the halwit lawyers send, the only kind losers can afford to hire. In her case her glowie family brought the success and thus lulz with them, from the aforementioned lawyers to various dirty tricks.


Its more fun and better sport to kick up than down. Imo.
 
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What about like Bald and Bankrupt? I love the guys new content but he has a rape trial in his baggage and expressly has said that he wants the type of countries he visits to stay shitholes so he can buy/bang cheap (either in cash or in drinks) pussy ( all while expressing feigned nostalgia/interest in these countries state). He has copyright/privacy struck almost every single video critical of him that has doxxed his past history. Someone like that who has some serious skills and reasonable intelligence, it would be interesting how he would face off with say Null considering that he's succeeded at every other instance.
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I don't believe that at all. Bald and Bankrupt is a good person.

Also, he's never said he hopes any place will remain a shithole, that's such a distortion. He's been to plenty of nice places and he's had just as much fun making videos there.

Also, this guy has brought me so much happiness through his channel, I wouldn't stop watching him and recommending him even if these things were true.

The one lolcow worthy thing about our man Bald was his Covid fiasco, when he spilled the beans about how and why he got into a good hospital situation, and maybe had to delete the video for that reason. That's just my own conjecture, however.
 
Most are women and have an army of simps to defend them from ever producing very funny content, successful lolcows are just called twitch thots. Like Pokimane is fat, an awful person, and has the streaming interaction skills of DSP but because she looks alright with makeup she's successful and has a big enough hugbox to block out any criticism.
 
Chongqing dijo:
I don't believe that at all. Bald and Bankrupt is a good person.

Also, he's never said he hopes any place will remain a shithole, that's such a distortion. He's been to plenty of nice places and he's had just as much fun making videos there.

Also, this guy has brought me so much happiness through his channel, I wouldn't stop watching him and recommending him even if these things were true.

The one lolcow worthy thing about our man Bald was his Covid fiasco, when he spilled the beans about how and why he got into a good hospital situation, and maybe had to delete the video for that reason. That's just my own conjecture, however.
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You clearly don't know, you're sucking his dick currently and he has whiped the "open" internet clean of all his shit as I've said. Read the reddit thread. Also this is precisely why more digs need to happen, cause you got fanboys like Chongqing here fawning all over their favourites cause indeed they are more skilled and apt at playing the game. "Wouldn't stop watching him anyway". Good for you bud, good for you.

This is also not a thread about BnB but go ahead and hijack it if you want.
 
Blue Screen of Death dijo:
I think that unsuccessful people tend to be more likely to be lolcow material by a large margin. Generally people with a certain degree of success have a large enough crowd behind them to avoid being seen as a lolcow universally.
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This is exactly what we're seeing here with Chongqing and I'm glad he posted. I liked the content of BnB and still do to an extent. But certain smirks of his and other bodylanguage/phrasing in certain instances plus his complete lack of shame led me down the analysis that there might be something more here. Kudos obviously to all others that have done the digging before me/asked the same question, thus the link earlier.

But that's also what would make it more exciting. Though I don't know if null would like that kind of "excitement". As per one of the rules of the forum is "don't be a partypooper/stay out of peoples lolcowthreads" or what ever.

This is, as I've said somewhere else, a bit of a safe space. Despite being full of people that ideologically speaking detest such things.

Regardless, I'm sure there would be more interesting things in these type of digs. The same way digging into Epstein produced a whole fucking truckload of depravity wheras the local pedo is more akin to the dealer on the street and not Pablo Escobar.
 
I'm not trying to hijack anything. It's just that lolcows produce milk. Accusing someone of doing something wrong in their past isn't really a stream of laughs for us. We're not your personal army.

I noticed you said you think there's more there. What more do you think is there? It seems like you have a conspiracy theory.

I don't really buy into cancel culture. If my favorite youtuber has a past, why should I actually care? That's more of where I'm coming from.

I read the reddit thing at your suggestion and I encountered a lot of terms that I've never heard and am unfamiliar with. I'm not sure what they're accusing him of and, again, it's hard to care.

Speaking of Reddit, you interact with us as if you're a redditor.
 
Linking since newfags can't into the search bar, apparently.

Keemstar has a thread, as do the Paul brothers, h3h3, Pyrocynical, and a slew of other famous Youtubers (who seem particularly privy to doing stupid shit in the public eye). Jordan Peterson as well - wouldn't count him as a Youtuber per se, but my mom watches him. Both Trump and Biden have their own threads, as does future President Kanye West.

Nikocado Avocado is my favorite successful lolcow. The fat fuck bought a $2,300,000 penthouse in Las Vegas and has 2.78 million subscribers on his main channel just from eating food and throwing tantrums. I 100% respect the grift.
 
WhoTheFuckIsZeroTwo dijo:
Linking since newfags can't into the search bar, apparently.

Keemstar has a thread, as do the Paul brothers, h3h3, Pyrocynical, and a slew of other famous Youtubers (who seem particularly privy to doing stupid shit in the public eye). Jordan Peterson as well - wouldn't count him as a Youtuber per se, but my mom watches him. Both Trump and Biden have their own threads, as does future President Kanye West.

Nikocado Avocado is my favorite successful lolcow. The fat fuck bought a $2,300,000 penthouse in Las Vegas and has 2.78 million subscribers on his main channel just from eating food and throwing tantrums. I 100% respect the grift.
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Good shit.

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Did searches on all three, clicked on the first link on Keem, must have scrolled past what obviously was the second. Notice a tight vote there, supposedly him being on a redemption arc or what ever, not that I can see it. but that's the kind of interesting vote that also might produce interesting discussions.


I'm guessing this isn't the main focus and so they don't pop up as much or I just got the wrong impression. But they are definitely there then.


Newfag shit that surely has a simple reason, im sure?
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Fucking newfag TTS :)




edit: Do you or anyone else know a thread that has the type of arc Isabella Loretta Jankes has? Where there's like a 4chan esque/60 minutes type of exposure dig over a long time uncovering things that their public face only hinted to? Upon which they then either completely deny it or go into total damage control mode in various ways?

Love that spicy stuff.



Ashley Bidens alleged diary is a pretty interesting starting point in this regard in relation to Joe Biden.
 
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KittyGremlin dijo:
Currently, most of those are 6 feet under. Maybe, because once you have it all you can no longer blame the outside for your issues.
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Yes and no. That's where the dig comes in and you have to pick up the hints to be able to do the dig. Some of them get bored and start doing really demented shit but that really can't be done in public.

Weinstein being a well known example.

The whole NXIVM cult is an other.


An internet example is that weird online cult-selfhelp-pyramidscheme made by some kind of sociopath youtuber going guru.
Its old,*googles intensely*....Athene.

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Investigating Athene, the YouTuber who started a religion

While investigating claims of Athene emotionally abusing a volunteer he worked with, we ended up becoming a part of the story ourselves.Watch the full interv...
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Its a bit lame, Athenes thread has only 3 pages of posts and this was a pretty big deal a few years back. But hey it's there, so it's up to the members to make something out of it I guess.
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edit: It seems its because the OP fucked up the thread https://kiwifarms.net/threads/athene-bachir-chiren-boumaaza.38535/page-3#post-5465698
 
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