When's the last time Null's been on a date?

[Gog & Magog]

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[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Probably never because he thinks women are all BPD whores or TERFs. I don't think he knows even what a normal woman is he has been so terminally online and parasocial.

 

[Migraine Box]

The closest he's ever come to having a date is when he would threaten women on blockland forums

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

Yesterday with me

 

[Fastest Hand In The East]

Like the Fuhrer himself, Josh is only dating his work. He is married to the Cause.

 

[Bloitzhole]

terminally online

Bit of a pot calling the kettle nigger situation tbh. I see you deleted that rant where you complained about being banned from beauty parlor and the man-hate thread here. Prob the right call.
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Null doesn't go on dates, he lurks in the plus-sized section of the fashion store and lures unsuspecting bbws in with the enticing smell of nacho cheese applied liberally to every inch of his body.

 

[Peanut Butter in Peril]

Who knows, it could've been yesterday.

Can you imagine what kind of shitstorm would erupt if the Josh simps found out he's dating some one?

 

[Feefee81093]

He doesn't act like he knows a whole lot about what women are like. Like he has this impossibly high standard for a sexless bot. He might find that in a foreign land. I don't think he likes American women or sex for that matter.

 

[Pilgrim of Grace]

Can you imagine what kind of shitstorm would erupt if the Josh simps found out he's dating some one?

You've also got to imagine that dating the owner of Kiwi Farms is going to come with some of the most extreme complications possible.

Troons already don't like women as a default--imagine how they'd treat the woman that shares a bed with their boogeyman, Null? It's a toss up how entities like payment processors and banks would treat her, as well.

Null might be awkward around women, or he may also feel reserved about bringing a woman into such a situation. Or both.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Well surely he would post all about it on his Instagram story so we can all be apart of it!

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

From what I've heard, his last date was behind an Arby's in 1992.

 

[DDBCAE CBAADCBE]

The year was 1941. I was 8 years old and far far too young, to know that the story’s of battles and glory were a tale a kind mother made up for her son.
You see, Dad was a traveling preacher, teaching the words of the teacher. But mother had sworn he’d gone off to the war, to die there with honor somewhere in a beach there.

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

When was the Missouri Compromise?

 

[OrionBalls]

Didn't he go to prom?

 

[Skitarii]

Never. That's why he torments us by breaking kiwiflare so we can understand his pain

 

[OrionBalls]

Didn't he go to prom?

 

[I (Don't) Have A Gun]

Why date when he can get any women into bed by revealing that he is The Joshua Conner Moon Owner of The Kiwifarms?

 

[mannic]

lol as if any women gets near to him in real life

 

[gamerweeb1]

I’m pretty sure he just fucks his Donald Trump body pillow ever night.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Why date when he can get any women into bed by revealing that he is The Joshua Conner Moon Owner of The Kiwifarms?

They are very impressed by the size of his server racks