When Mr. Beast is president, how will he handle sensitive issues

[Christ4President2024]

I'm pretty indifferent to his content, but I'm almost positive he'll run for president at some point. And if he runs, I'm pretty sure he'll win.

Common sense says he may run on a platform of domestic economic issues like eliminating poverty, etc. But how will he handle things like border security?

 

[Isaac]

What will he do about The Jewish Question?

 

[Thumb Butler]

Who?

 

[Crunchy Oats]

I thought you meant Mark Labbett from The Chase - that would have been way better.

 

[SNEED.EXE]

History shows that celebrity presidents are elected around 30 years after becoming famous (Reagan, Trump).
Therefore, President Beast will probably be elected in the 2040's.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

Under the Beastocracy, all problems, both foreign and domestic, will be handled by giving everyone involved obscene amounts of money. When this inevitably results in inflation, that problem will also be solved by giving everyone obscene amounts of money.

 

[Glad I couldn't help]

> There will presidential elections in the 2030's/2040's

At the rate we are going, I'm going to have to press X to doubt.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

SQUID GAME!?!?!??!

 

[Toolbox]

SQUID GAME!?!?!??!

LAST PERSON TO LOSE SQUID GAME WINS 500000 DOLLARS!!!

 

[e-terrorist]

What will he do about The Jewish Question?

he will print enough money to give out to the whole world until currency loses all value and the jews lose all their power

 

[Quijibo69]

Will every McDonald's and Burger King change into a Mr Beast Burger when that happens.

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

Under the Beastocracy, all problems, both foreign and domestic, will be handled by giving everyone involved obscene amounts of money. When this inevitably results in inflation, that problem will also be solved by giving everyone obscene amounts of money.

This is actually a pretty good idea. "Oh no, everything costs too much I can't afford it." Just print more money. "Oh no I need a wheelbarrow of cash." Print bigger denominations. Can always push it back to another day.

 

[Wallfacer]

Poorly, I assume.

I know this thread is meant to be funny but I genuinely dread the inevitable day when a Youtuber gets elected President. Mr. Beast has a real chance because his content is so inoffensive to the masses.

The year that some shitty mainstream youtube content creator gets elected as POTUS is the year we all perish in nuclear hellfire.

 

[NewRetroVagina23]

Under the Beastocracy, all problems, both foreign and domestic, will be handled by giving everyone involved obscene amounts of money. When this inevitably results in inflation, that problem will also be solved by giving everyone obscene amounts of money.

...But how does this differ significantly from current government policy?

 

[Wraith]

Mr. Beast: "Okay, if you can fit all of these weapons of mass destruction in this triangle right here, Assad you can keep all of them! My crew will help you if you want."
*jump cuts*
Mr. Beast: "He did it! I was surprised when he fit all those joepedo biden F-15s with nukes in there, but he actually made them fit alongside BB-18 israeli thermite detonators!"