When are lolcows at their funniest?

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

This is just a completely random thought that occured to me as in a dream - but when are lolcows at their absolute best to deliver milk?

Is it when they're just being incredibly smug and think they're playing the winning hand?
Is it when they're softly grazing around, being good cows and supplying a steady stream of milk, but nothing amazing that really hits the tastebud (but also keeps thread tourists away).
Or when they're just simply losing and deliver an especially sour batch of milk?

Discuss away.

 

[56 others]

Before a cow has YouTube videos made on them, and before they get malicious trolls fucking with them, that is when a cow is the funniest. When the funny things they do are based on whatever is wrong with them, or from light/normal interaction with "fans", that's where a cow is at their peak. Once the sociopaths get involved, it's not fun anymore and just kinda fucked up/sad

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Before a cow has YouTube videos made on them, and before they get malicious trolls fucking with them, that is when a cow is the funniest. When the funny things they do are based on whatever is wrong with them, or from light/normal interaction with "fans", that's where a cow is at their peak. Once the sociopaths get involved, it's not fun anymore and just kinda fucked up/sad

It's almost like we've forgotten how wholesome cow-watching can be.

 

[Stunner900]

Ralph is the best when he’s drunk.

 

[Not 6 Foot]

They're funniest when they aren't aware they're being watched. Too many people have no idea how to just leave well enough alone and then we end up with troon Chris-chan talking about interdimensional merges.

 

[slide on an egg]

Whenever a lolcow confidently talks about issues they know nothing about and then get called out by people who know the topic best. I enjoyed when Ian and Anisa Jomha made fun of a Persian guy from 90 days fiancé and then the guy and his wife made public statements to disprove the Jomhas.

 

[Nimbus]

When they aren't being tortured by faggot killjoy discord servers. And pillstreams.

 

[JULAY]

When they are smug, self-assured, and feel like they're on top of the world... because you get to wait with anticipatory delight watching them strut around like a human peacock, knowing that they are about to fuck everything up in the most catastrophic way possible.

 

[Do Not Touch Me Pls]

When they fail and go into a completely insane meltdown.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

When they are smug, self-assured, and feel like they're on top of the world... because you get to wait with anticipatory delight watching them strut around like a human peacock, knowing that they are about to fuck everything up in the most catastrophic way possible.

Is this why BossmanJack is so addictive to lolcow watchers? He's constantly in the loop, so to say.

 

[Lion of Yehuda]

When they start crashing out severely like Boogie "I'M IN TREMENDOUS PAIN I'M IN TREMENDOUS PAIN HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME" 2988, usually when they've been found out for some unscrupulous behavior, like Boogie for faking cancer.

 

[Not 6 Foot]

When they start crashing out severely like Boogie "I'M IN TREMENDOUS PAIN I'M IN TREMENDOUS PAIN HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME" 2988, usually when they've been found out for some unscrupulous behavior, like Boogie for faking cancer.

You're laughing.
He's in TREMENDOUS PAIN
and you're laughing.

 

[Lion of Yehuda]

You're laughing.
He's in TREMENDOUS PAIN
and you're laughing.

SHE FUCKIN' TWITTED MY-
TIPPLES

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Also, I was about to report this to the mods, but is it possible to change the third poll option to "Seething and losing", purely for the alliteration? I can't believe I didn't think of that when creating this, but it would really make this a decent poll.

 

[Radola Gajda]

To paraphrase Sargon. It depends on the cow.
If we are talking harmless weirdos. It is fun to observe them do their antics in peace .
But if we are talking about piece of shit like Balldo or Ralph .Then it is enjoyable to see them suffah consequences of their retarded decisions.

 

[Law]

I like when cows get a little bit of money and immediately use it to fund absolute lunacy. Not "fuck off money", but "gas station snacks and the potential for mischief" money.

Ralph is the best when he’s drunk.

I love when he falls over. That man has cartoon physics.

Is this why BossmanJack is so addictive to lolcow watchers? He's constantly in the loop, so to say.

Bossman's thread keeps users in a rapid cycle of despair and euphoria. It's like we're playing slots as we watch Bossman play slots.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Bossman's thread keeps users in a rapid cycle of despair and euphoria. It's like we're playing slots as we watch Bossman play slots.

True, he's the type that never goes into the soft and grazing mode, does he?

 

[sodaboard]

when they feel they've been slighted and feel the need to restore their izzat reputation by any means possible, either through endless arguing to prove their superiority and why they're right or why someone else is an ebil troll that must be attacked or ignored. usually in this kind of heightened emotional state they're not thinking straight and will do all sorts of crazy shit to prove how right they are. at best we get total meltdowns with lots of screaming and smashing things (see: THAT IS MY HOUSE)

 

[Shig O'nella]

When they think they're not being watched.

 

[Whatevermancer]

When somebody actively fucks with them and they buy it.
Compare CWC during the Clyde Cash/Liquid Chris/Asperchu sagas to CWC of now.