What's your skincare routine?

[Lithuophile]

I shower and shave. Fuck these incel looksmaxxers and arab fuckboys who waste money on gay moisturizers and spend 45 minutes in the morning getting ready.

If you smear Proctor & Gamble whale cum treatments on your face as a dude, you deserve gynecomastia.

 

[MajinGoku]

Cera ve cleanser in the shower and then moisturizer

some days I just use acne cleanser.

Also you are a fucking moron if you dont take care of your body, work out and take care of your appearence

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

Cera ve cleanser

acne cleanser

My corn farmer peasant ancestors made do with soap and water, so soap and water is good enough for me.

 

[MajinGoku]

My corn farmer peasant ancestors made do with soap and water, so soap and water is good enough for me.

my corn farmer peasant ancestors were illterate and died at the age of 35 from cholera, whats your point

 

[I Hate Sheeps]

Water and soap

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

my ancestors died from cholera, what's your point?

They deserve it for losing to a pajeet disease.

 

[FatMebius]

I use some decent soap on my face and shave. Honestly, just cleaning up your diet does a lot for your skin. Biotin and keratin and just cutting out deep fried shit really does wonders for your pores.

 

[Uncle Sid]

WD-40 and cigarette ash.

 

[Neodanthril]

if you have acne problems change your pillowcase every day and lay a towel on top of it for awhile to clear yourface up.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Shower every day, shave/touch up facial hair every other day, exfoliant scrub on my face every night, lotion/moisturizer on my hands and feet every night

 

[Frenzy of Sharks]

 

[Dysnomia]

I was my face twice a day and exfoliate with sugar scrub twice a week. I use petroleum jelly as a moisturizer.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

Water, sometimes I might have soap on my hands and never had as much as a single pimple on my face

 

[The Cunting Death]

Shave, soap up face, and skin moisturizer for dry skin near my nose.

Shower twice a day.

 

[whogoesthere]

Shower twice a day.

Dude your skin is going to be fucked up with that much showering. The harsh chemicals in soaps are not good for the skin.

 

[The Cunting Death]

Dude your skin is going to be fucked up with that much showering. The harsh chemicals in soaps are not good for the skin.

Second one is more for winding down and I just use the hot water to calm down

 

[Idiotron]

Here's a skincare tip that hardly anybody does but it work really well:
Change your pillow cases often.
Sleep like 2 days on 1 side of the pillow, turn it around for another 2 days, then replace the cover.
Why?
Because your dead skin cells fall down on your pillow while you sleep and eventually, you will be sleeping on dead skin which makes your skin age faster and also makes your hair go grey faster.

 

[KhorneFlakes]

Wash with water and a face cloth, dry with a towel. Beard oil with lime and aloe vera, avodaco balm if my skin is dry in places, beeswax for styling my hair.

Takes about 5 minutes total and is a good way to make me feel fresh for the day

Alternatively;

Spoiler: we're rolling suicide

Wake up!
Grab a brush and put a little makeup!
Hide your scars to fade away the shakeup!
Why'd you leave the keys upon the table?
Here you go, create another fable, you wanted to!

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Smack myself on the back of the head until all the dead skin falls off my face.

 

[Apochrypha]

I use a face cleanser in the shower during the day/morning, then at night I remove makeup if I need to with micellar water. After that I use Sea Breeze on any blemishes I may have (stings like a bitch because it's an astringent, but it's never failed me), then I use a pore minimizing toner. I have a serum and moisturizer, but I don't need to use those often. Maybe like 1-2 times a week.

If I could go back and tell my younger self anything, it's to take better care of my skin and stop sleeping with makeup on your face. Wipe that shit off!