What’s your most hated mode of transportation?

As someone who has had to use public transportation in a major American city, I would say the bus. No contest.

Cars can be annoying and expensive, but being able to commute without having to deal with insane crack smoking niggers is worth every penny.
 
I've never minded flying, domestically anyway. So long as you give yourself enough time the doldrums of waiting in lines and checking in at kiosks is actually kind of relaxing. Long flights and customs do suck, though. Really long flights across an ocean are in a category of their own.
 
Lowkey hate bicycles. It's an awful mode of transportation if you don't live on the prairie unless you're a psycho with those noodle legs that make you climb good.
Hills can fuck off too, the world should be nothing but flat land where actual people live and proper mountain ranges we can go hiking in and intentionally punish ourselves going uphill on the weekend, as a joke.
 
Buses are irredeemably terrible. I won't add to the people you find on them, just the experience of being on a bus is terrifying.
All of the buses are decrepit, spluttering and it's dubious if such aged beasts of burden are even scrapworthy never mind roadworthy. If you're unlucky/lucky you have to stand and hold onto a strap for dear life. I'll never forget the bus driver slamming the brakes on, causing everyone standing to fall like dominoes up the bus.
To top it off, there's a 50% chance the bus is running late, then a 1/5 chance the driver ignores your bus stop to make up time.

TBD cant come soon enough
 
People who hate bikes = fat
Check out the health nut over here in the hi vis body condom loading his thousand dollar carbon fiber bike onto the rack of his prius and driving it to the country to ride in the middle of the fucking roadway just to burn less calories and cause less cardiorespiratory insult than I do on a run in half the time.

Bike faggots are worse than jeep faggots.
 
Check out the health nut over here in the hi vis body condom loading his thousand dollar carbon fiber bike onto the rack of his prius and driving it to the country to ride in the middle of the fucking roadway just to burn less calories and cause less cardiorespiratory insult than I do on a run in half the time.

Bike faggots are worse than jeep faggots.
Jokes on you, I don't own a bike right now! I run like a poorfag!

But I wish I did, and will probably buy one when I'm less of a poorfag again. A mountain bike, though, so I can take it on trails.
 
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