What's your ideal body type? - Thin, fat, toned - don't make it a thirst thread pls

[Christo4k47]

Mine is about 5ft tall, smallish boobs(probably B cup) and asian. Must have a cute innocent looking face as well, no resting bitch face. Also must have an intact hymen.

 

[The Man From G.R.I.D.S.]

I love gingers most of all, especially dark red hair. I like women with freckles or pinkish white skin, who always look like they're blushing or they just got out of the shower after a run.

Average height, fleshy butt and tits but flat stomach.

Basically the slutty literal trailer trash chick down the road that took my v-card in middle school after I finger blasted her. Ah, the innocence of youthful love!

This is the ideal that I think I can reasonably get. If I were better looking, rich, or pathologically confident I would expect her to be taller and fitter, but still pink and with long dark red hair in curls.

Edit

I also have a slight thing for chicks with slightly masculine jawlines and slightly bruised/delicate-looking skin around her eyes. No idea why.

Chicks with expressive eyes and faces, especially stereotypically female expressiveness, used to make me sort of nervous.

 

[SugarSnot]

Give me two-dimensional beefcakes or give me death.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

The people posting ITT are why the Farms exists.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

nice face, expressive eyes and a nice arse
in my experience if those are good then so is the rest of them

 

[FierceBrosnan]

Physically I like a little on the slender side and a bit stacked but as long as they are proportional and not a land whale it's all good. The only thing I and my dick discriminate against is a shit personality, and excessive body hair. Seriously keep that shit cleaned up.

 

[Cake Farts]

For women I like exaggerated curves because they’re pretty fun to draw. IRL I think petite builts are really cute and I wish I had one

As for men, I like “elegant” tall and slim builts. They look really nice in suits.

 

[ForgedBlades]

Borderline androgynous with small titties and a round petite ass.

 

[c-no]

Fat as fuck that I need the belly wheel. It's the future and part of the glorious sport that is competitive eating.

 

[AnOminous]

Well hidden and not yet too badly decomposed.

 

[firestoopkidscience]

Whatever my Avatar's body type is. But I do like people with a bit more filling. Iunno, skinny people ain't my type.

 

[Count groudon]

Small, Asian, dark messy hair, pale eyes, very pale skin, maybe in a white dress.

The Ring gave me weird feelings when I watched it as a kid.

 

[SeaPancake]

Guys: Thin or lightly toned and tall. Not very muscular. Or my size or shorter and built like a strongman dwarf.

Girls: Either lookin' like a 10 year old boy (very small chest, no curves) or has an hourglass figure with it all going on.

All of them are free of body hair, of course, cuz it freaks me out.

I like extremes.

 

[Stock Image Photographer]

This thread made me realize that there's a lot of bi people on this site.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

This thread made me realize that there's a lot of bi people on this site.

We're all gay

 

[Vilnus Asuncion]

Well, since we are arguing men. A twink, short and with long hair, must look somewhat femmenine.

 

[mortyposter]

Basically this

 

[totallyrandomusername]

For women, size 10-12. Gotta have some meat. I don't want to feel like I'm fucking a 12 y/o boy.

 

[Roast Chicken]

Broad like he was in a rugby team in his youth but while age has reduced the muscles he still has the athletic shape.

And even if that's not the case I don't mind them being lean. But no fatties, please.

 

[Captain Syrup]

I don't want to feel like I'm fucking a 12 y/o boy.

It's like imitating Greek statuary. I respect it.

At the end of the day, though, I'm prolitariat with Persian blood. I like motorboating and grabbing handfuls of stuff. (Pic kind of related)