What's your Harry Potter Hogwarts House?

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I'm a Slytherin. But the shrew in my picture is a Gryffindor because it's supposed to be a shrew dressed up as Harry.

This is the most accurate test. It's all the possible questions the official Pottermore website could ask you. And it doesn't make you create an account like Pottermore.
https://wizardmore.com/sorting-hat-x/

 

[AnneRipper1010]

Call me Slytherin the way I slither in your house to fuck your mom.

 

[dick brain]

Weaselthorp

 

[Arbiter]

Ravenclaw of course

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

The one that is most racist.

 

[pink cupcake frosting]

The smooth, thick, richly purple drink that gives off a delicious smell of chocolate and plums.

Not surprised my lowest score is on special education class.

 

[Dysnomia]

Figures about right.

 

[Pruto]

Ironically I would pick Huff if I had to pick one

edit: just realized I got the "41%" joke by accident, LMAO

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

House Telvanni. Hufflepuff.

 

[The Starcard]

GRYFFINDOR.