What's your favorite rope joke?

I walked in the garage and saw this cunt had hung himself
Scrawled on the wall was "I can't take all the critism anymore."
Fuck this I thought so I chopped him down, gave him some air & got him jumpstarted again.
As he stopped flopping about & woke up looking at me I said "it's spelt C-R-I-T-I-C-I-S-M"
 
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