What's your favorite random.txt quote?

[Cilleystring]

"the state is controlling my destiny and my penis. It's so ridiculous"

Always been one of my favs

And these ones. No idea of the context

“You sent me a Facebook message back in early December screaming in my face that I was part of a Kiwifarms conspiracy that outed you to your mother.”

“I must look very silly.”
“Do not feel bad about it. We are alive, after all. And being alive is pretty much a constant stream of embarrassment.”

 

[OvercookedBacon]

““Do not feel bad about it. We are alive, after all. And being alive is pretty much a constant stream of embarrassment.”

Kinda deep actually. Who said that one?

 

[Troonologist PhD]

Is it not true he's trying to monopolize on the lolcow scene?

This one always makes me laugh. The context and replies make it so much better.

 

[A Grey Cat]

That diaper looks full

It is

 

[Doctor Placebo]

”I believe we can reduce the impact of the harrowing political realities of everyday life by bullying people more.”

Mission statement of Kiwi Farms right there.

 

[Ass Sniffer]

“you sound resentful that im in a diaper and you are not."

 

[Carlos Thin]

“His lust for young ass has been well documented”

“I DONT WANT TO WIND UP AS A 3D DICK ON THE WHITE HOUSE.”

“FUCK YOU NULL IM JILLING MYSELF RIGHT NOW”

 

[Ophelia]

"ITS OK, GO TO BED MY DARLING!!! AHAHAHAHHA DANCE FAGGOT DANCE!!!!"

"Here's uh, the first person shooter. It's got graphics in source code. God said they're dancing. Anyways, so uh, there's a potted plant."

”Listen Hitler, I'm tired of your white-knighting!”

I desire context for these.

And the one about this being the only place where you can get prank called by a mod and then banned for getting mad.

 

[Santa Fe Swag]

"I once gave a blowjob in a mall bathroom so I could buy Yu-Gi-Oh cards"

 

[Doctor Placebo]

I desire context for these.

And the one about this being the only place where you can get prank called by a mod and then banned for getting mad.

Second one sounds like a Terry Davis quote. Schizo computer programmer. Genuinely brilliant, made his own OS, but pretty wacked in the head. He has a thread on here. Look him up and watch one of his videos. That's how he talked. RIP.

I've long suspected that the third one is related to a Farms member called Stupid Sexy Hitler or something like that, who used to post quite regularly, but I've never gotten confirmation of that.

 

[Troonologist PhD]

Second one sounds like a Terry Davis quote. Schizo computer programmer. Genuinely brilliant, made his own OS, but pretty wacked in the head. He has a thread on here. Look him up and watch one of his videos. That's how he talked. RIP.

I've long suspected that the third one is related to a Farms member called Stupid Sexy Hitler or something like that, who used to post quite regularly, but I've never gotten confirmation of that.

The third one is actually from an old Chris thread. I believe it was shortly after Bob died and Chris and Barb's lives were spiraling downwards. The user Adolf Hitler posted a thread on whether the farms should try to contact them before something truly horrible happened to them, and somebody replied with that random.txt quote.

 

[Cats]

”Also, there is no 'elephant in the room', because elephants are said to never forget.”

 

[Doctor Placebo]

The third one is actually from an old Chris thread. I believe it was shortly after Bob died and Chris and Barb's lives were spiraling downwards. The user Adolf Hitler posted a thread on whether the farms should try to contact them before something truly horrible happened to them, and somebody replied with that random.txt quote.

So I was right in my hunch that it was related to a user named Hitler, just didn't know the full specifics.

 

[The Cunting Death]

>tfw finding your bfs smegma in the folds and eat it

because its so goddamn disgusting

 

[Yuri_]

the HISSSSS *bang* huehhuehe one.

I have no idea where it comes from or what it means, but it still makes me laugh

 

[silverstacks]

Here's one of my favorites. Anyone know the context?

GIVE ME THE ASSPATS I DESIRE OR ELSE YOU'LL FACE MY FUNGAL IRE

 

[Ophelia]

Here's one of my favorites. Anyone know the context?

GIVE ME THE ASSPATS I DESIRE OR ELSE YOU'LL FACE MY FUNGAL IRE

I’m think it was a kiwi commenting on an ADF thread? It was years ago when he had a board.

Edit: it might have come from here. I see the poster getting credit for the phrase, and the post recommending it for random.txt is from the same day.

 

[Sithis]

Its been a while since I got it but my favorite is the one about the mom rejecting sex from the son and how that wouldn't be allowed in a better country or some shit and the reason that is my favorite is because its the one that popped up for me when I first read the climax of Chris' saga last year

 

[Brolon]

 

[Doppelmonger]

"condensating bitches"

I do not know why but that cracks me up when it comes on screen.