What's your favorite mythological figure?

[Gorgar]

What's your favorite mythological figure?

 

[The Lawgiver]

The weirdly redundant or casual ones always stick with me. There's one from japan ccalled "shirime" which the entire fucking deal with it is some dude was walking around at night and another guy came out of nowhere and was like "WAIT UP A MINUTE" and then proceeded to pull down his pants and moon him. Now, this would be a normal fucking story of indecent exposure if not for the fact that his anus was in fact another eyeball instead of a butthole. This is the "shirime". A man with a fucking eyeball on his asshole that's the entirety of the story. That's his purpose he just showed up one day and was lke "hey man check this shit out" and showed a dude his ass eyeball and thus a legend was born. Look this fucking shit up it's 100% real.

 

[Monkey_Fellow]

THIS NIGGA

 

[Da Capo]

An Honest Politician.

 

[GenericEdgelordSupreme]

Baphomet, the Satanic titty goat demon some Muslim once saw during a drug trip. It was supposed to deify universal balance by being a hermaphrodite that pointed up with one arm and down with the other while "solve" and "coagula" were written on its wrists. Or maybe that particular towelhead just happened to be a closeted bisexual goatfucker... yeah, it's probably that one. Manticores are also pretty cool.

Edit: "Solve" and "coagula" are Latin for "dissolve" and "coagulate," respectively.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

Mark Zuckerberg. He's some weird lizard cyborg thingy.

 

[PeggieBigCock]

Hecate, progeny Godmother of Witches. Or Leviathan, God’s first lolcow. Said to be land eating Dragon that could bring the apocalypse, is likely if anything, just the Black Carpet. A spooky copypasta “diver of the deep /x/ myth”, I remember reading the first Black Carpet thread thinking if this shit exists, it’s likely the biblical Leviathan.

 

[PeggieBigCock]

Baphomet, the Satanic titty goat demon some Muslim once saw during a drug trip. It was supposed to deify universal balance by being a hermaphrodite that pointed up with one arm and down with the other while "solve" and "coagula" were written on its wrists. Or maybe that particular towelhead just happened to be a closeted bisexual goatfucker... yeah, it's probably that one. Manticores are also pretty cool.

Edit: "Solve" and "coagula" are Latin for "dissolve" and "coagulate," respectively.

Your rebis tranny god is the most memed entity in all of paganism.

 

[GenericEdgelordSupreme]

Your rebis tranny god is the most memed entity in all of paganism.

That's because Christians hate it and it's oh so much fun pissing them off. I hate trannies, but I hate Christians very slightly more.

 

[DerKryptid]

Evolution

 

[PeggieBigCock]

That's because Christians hate it and it's oh so much fun pissing them off. I hate trannies, but I hate Christians very slightly more.

Christ was a hippie Jew he’s probably one of the chads of mythology, def not the coolest.

 

[Niggernerd]

Skinwalkers... Kiwi party in the deepest part of the woods lets go guys!

 

[get_ur_gamon]

US President Jeb Bush.

 

[knobslobbin]

Dildusa, cocks for hair, Medusa's much more popular sister.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

George Floyd.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Ixtab, the goddess of The Rope

 

[Nig Kang Theory]

A trad e-girl.

 

[Synthetic Smug]

Ah Pook the Destroyer

 

[Valstrax]

Arachne, bitch went all out on Athena and got turned into a spider for her troubles.

 

[Billy Beer]

George Floyd

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

The King of Thule