What's your favorite George W. Bush moment

[Gone Ham]

Mine

 

[ToroidalBoat]

"There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee - that says, fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again."

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

When he did 9/11

 

[User names must be unique]

just this moment of awkwardness before he start reading.

 

[Chi-com Soldier]

“Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?”

 

[Chad Holdenford]

Four words: Now watch this drive.

 

[Had]

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

That time he made sure no child was left behind.

 

[Madre Muerte]

Allowing international surveillance https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PRISM_(surveillance_program)

 

[Francis York Morgan]

 

[Synthetic Smug]

That time a Yale graduate with an SAT of 1206 managed to convince so many people he was a dumb good ol' boy. Socratic Irony.

 

[MrTroll]

The time he challenged a mentally disabled kid to a game of Street Fighter 2 and just demolished him over and over for like 10 minutes straight using Zangief's spinning piledriver until the kid left the arcade crying.

 

[Dojima's Dragon]

Go home and die

 

[Dom Cruise]

"Well actually, you forgot Poland."

 

[Wotan]

When he died of a bullet through the skull.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

The time George W Bush straight up wasted that guy while hunting. The media rearranged things to make it look like it was Dick Cheney's fault, but the facts are clear- it was George who did the deed, and he was shooting to kill (he fucking hated that guy).

 

[contradiction of terns]

I will never stop finding George Bush's insistence that men and fish can live in harmony to be hilarious.

 

[argousier_bergamot]

have to preface this by saying i live a happier life believing everything i’ve ever heard he’s said, true or not

so, the obgyns practicing their love to women bit

 

[Fentanyl Floyd]

 

[MrJokerRager]

When he had his brother rig the 2000 election in Florida to seal the win.

And then subverted liberals to love him by saying the usual "Orange Man Bad" talking point.