What's wrong with necroposting?

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The thread is already dead you need to have a good reason to necro it.
why must there be a reason?

I think "let's keep it going" is as good enough of a reason if you need one.
 
Good necroposting: "Oh I see this cow hasn't been talked about in awhile! Here's an update on some exceptional behavior that made me kek with excellent archives:"

Bad necroposting: *no posts in like a year* "lol what a gross fatty!"
Best necroposting: "fart"
 
Because 99.999% of the time, we get a notification on an interesting thread we followed years ago to get updates, and we get really excited that there's new milk after half a decade, and it's just some newfag retard who joined yesterday saying "LOL THIS LOL COW IS FAT".

why must there be a reason?

I think "let's keep it going" is as good enough of a reason if you need one.
the older the thread is the more reason to bring it back to life imo
Because you're a mongoloid, and we can be 100% certain that your contribution to the dead thread will be an inane comment and not any actual update on the cow.

No one has a problem with necroposting when someone has new information on the cow, but you and nearly every other necroposter don't do that.
 
Because 99.999% of the time, we get a notification on an interesting thread we followed years ago to get updates, and we get really excited that there's new milk after half a decade, and it's just some newfag retard who joined yesterday saying "LOL THIS LOL COW IS FAT".



Because you're a mongoloid, and we can be 100% certain that your contribution to the dead thread will be an inane comment and not any actual update on the cow.

No one has a problem with necroposting when someone has new information on the cow, but you and nearly every other necroposter don't do that.
I think there is a conflict of interest between "let's get some more deets! let's get all the deets!" and "let's have fun"
 
Good necroposting: "Oh I see this cow hasn't been talked about in awhile! Here's an update on some exceptional behavior that made me kek with excellent archives:"

Bad necroposting: *no posts in like a year* "lol what a gross fatty!"
The only exception is in the Ross thread b/c it resulted in Ruby the Hole coming to KF to show us how much better she is than us.
 
"Hey guys how do I X?"
REE SEARCH THE FORUM

"Wow good thing I searched the forum, this thread is exactly topical to my needs"
REEE HOW DARE YOU NECRO THIS THREAD! BANNED FOREVER AND EVER REE

*"Hey guys how do I X?"
>I DM'd you the solution
 
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