what's the story behind your avatar? - avatar sperging

Mine's Bug-Eyed Earl from Red Meat.
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I’m actually the real Randy from Trailer Park Boys.

what about the guy in grand theft auto getting screwed so he can get cheeseburgers? I seem to remember a comment making light of the connection in the translifeline thread. If I'm wrong, sorry for the offense I caused
 
One of my favourite video game series of all time is Dark Souls. I thought its art style was gorgeous and its lore was really interesting, tales of gods have always fascinated me, so that's how I picked Gwynevere as my avatar.
 
It's DK mode Dr. Doak with two shotguns in his face, what's there to explain?
 
You want a story? I'll give ya a story.

When I first signed up here, I went digging through my unsorted images folder looking for something I could use as an avatar, and stumbled across a few pages of this godawful obscure webcomic called Sarah Zero that I'd apparently saved for some arcane reason at some forgotten point in the past. One of the pages showed the title character (probably?) staring off to the left at something traumatic and nonsensical oh hey wait a second I've actually got it right here, thought it'd be harder to find:
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Ain't she a beaut? Of course that's just the cropped version. The full page also shows some horrifying blue thing that looks like a cross between Sarah herself and "Trumpy" from the Pod People episode of MST3K trying to comfort her or some shit man I don't even know... come to think of it, Sarah Zero might make for a fairly entertaining thread. But I digress. tl;dr, that was my original avatar, same text below it then as now.

Fast forward from there to last October. Someone made a thread in here about "spookifying your avatars" - that is, editing your existing avatar to make it Halloween-related. Folks were adding little vampire fangs or coloring flesh to look fetid and zombieish, shit like that, ye ken, so I figure I'll do mine up by MS Painting her eyes black and adding tears of blood running down her face. Seemed fitting. As I'm preparing to do that, though, I remember where I'd already seen almost exactly what I had in mind, so instead I get onto Google Images and look up GIFs from the end of the music video for DyE's "Fantasy" (not linked here so that if you look it up yourself, you'll only have yourself to blame), ran one of those through an online editor to reduce the resolution and file size to fit within KF's specifications, and Bjorn Stronginthearm's your uncle. Once October was over, I decided I liked it better, and here we am.

There, story. You are happy money now? Get off my damn porch.
 
My newest is an old photograph of Elisha Hunt Rhodes, a Union soldier during the Civil War who kept a diary of his experiences in the war and later published it.

I picked it because I am a massive Civil War sperg.
 
I worry that the Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers have been forgotten.

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I was raised on this shit, my parents would keep me occupied with Freak Brother comics before I even knew how to read.
 
My image is from last job I do in the US. It is of a rectifier that was exploded in a DC drive.

Idiot customer demanded I try to fix drive with it powered. He ended up calling the security on me. It was in chemical plant in the south US.

This is actual second rectifier shithead blew up. Both times, I do not understand how no one is killed.
 
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