WHATS THE MOST BADASS WAY A KIWIFARMER COULD COMMIT SUICIDE??

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

TITLE. also @0 0 please give @Mound Dweller his fag triangle back thank you in advance.

 

[Rozzy]

Suicide by cheese-grater to the ass.

 

[natsukashii]

from fall damage, while wearing full cosplay and maid outfit (in minecraft of course)

 

[MF Goose]

from fall damage, while wearing full cosplay and maid outfit (in minecraft of course)

it’d be even funnier if you impale yourself on a pole while you’re at it. Maximum effort = maximum attention

 

[Adolf Hulkler]

>make noose from piano wire
>attach other end to the ceiling
>climb on stool
>insert head into piano wire noose
>proceed to superglue your hands to your face
>kick the stool
>head comes off

or

>get aids
>get fat as fuck
>acquire a 20 pound anti tank mine and an offensive(extra oompf, no shrapnel) hand grenade
>take elevator to tall as fuck building
>attach mine to gunt, attach grenade to mine, pull pin from grenade
>jump off the building
>mfw youve become the spreader of aids, and hot rendered fat
>the most disgusting biological weapon second only to pajeets

 

[Delirium Trigger]

Stream it on stickam

 

[spaztocate9000]

Suicide by cheese grater, starting with the balls.