Whats the funniest thing on the ADL website? - This is the most hilarious shit I've ever read.

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I found my way onto the ADL website and holy shit this shit is funny. First of all, the hate symbol list includes like dozens of random numbers and even shit like ACAB (qualified to say not every person with ACAB on them is a skinhead). Then theres the "misconceptions" page which is just a lie in the form of rebuttal to every criticism levied at them, no matter how small.

Example:

Misconception: "ADL’s CEO compared the Keffiyeh to Nazi armbands"​

No, his words are being taken out of context. In an appearance March 29 on MSNBC’s Morning Joe, where he was discussing a surge in far-right propaganda, ADL’s CEO noted that while ADL is currently seeing a rise in threats from the far right, we are also seeing an increase in threats from those on the extreme left, such as people calling for “death to Jews.” He said that just as we shouldn’t tolerate people who wear swastika armbands calling for killing Jews, people on the left making similar statements shouldn’t be exempted from accountability just because they are wearing a keffiyeh, or anything else.

The keffiyeh is a traditional Arab headdress that long has been worn by people in many parts of the Middle East. Jonathan did not denigrate the keffiyeh, nor did he suggest that it is a symbol of hate. His meaning was clear during the interview, but some activists and ideologues with ulterior motives intentionally have misrepresented what he said.

Like WAT lol

The glossary of hate is just 4chan memes. They purport that the "goyim defense league" is a real thing and theres some not so rare pepes, but its just so funny to me that they are trying to be taken seriously but literally nobody reading this under the age of 70 with the internet would be able to keep a straight face with all the silly stuff posted.

The funniest to me is this page. https://antisemitism.adl.org/

funny cartoons and also like totally random "this unnamed guy said something mean one night 5 years ago" incidents that just make them look really foolish to any normal person. They dont seem to understand the concept of quality over quantity but I guess they know their target audience better than me.


Anyway, the site is huge and I cant comb through it all, but has anyone else wandered around there and found anything especially funny?
 
The glossary of hate is just 4chan memes.
It cracks me up that they insist on making a whole web page to address every tiny little joke that anyone makes about jews. It reminds me of busybody christians in the '90s cataloging every lyric of every rock song and inferring some sinister satanic message.

The thing is, people make jokes about every race. For example, "white people can't dance." Yeah okay, I get why you'd make that joke. I've seen some cringy, awkward white people in clubs. Sure, it's a funny joke. Fine.

Imagine how fucking pathetic I'd have to be to get my panties in a bunch and make a whole web page explaining the joke and using chatGPT-esque language to "debunk" it ...like, "it's important to remember that the ability to dance varies greatly from person to person" <--- SHUT THE FUCK UP! it's just a joke.
 
I find their guide to online pills quite amusing https://www.adl.org/resources/blog/extremist-medicine-cabinet-guide-online-pills
I actually never heard of majority of the pills mentioned there.
Just the concept of ADL interns having to prawl through incel forums to understand the glossary is funny to me, cause like - who even gives a fuck. Researching the Incels - how is that even a job? What value, what product does it bring to the benefit of humanity? How is my life going to change now that I have been educated on what purple or bread pill is? it's so hilariously pointless.
 
It cracks me up that they insist on making a whole web page to address every tiny little joke that anyone makes about jews.
Yeah they are lucky that nobody really goes to that site. I think most "normies' who ended up there for some reason would be amused and also be apt to start (((noticing))) things more if they saw the clear attempt to just fill space with made up bullshit that is essentially jokes said one time by someone inconsequentially.
I actually never heard of majority of the pills mentioned there.
The dog pill is my favorite. And that page is great. it had me howling.
Do they not realize how many Nazis use resources like theirs and r/AgainstHateSubreddits to find new communites of like minded people
Funny enough I went there to find a charity supporting Palestine to send a check to for some shit my company is doing to raise money at an event. Figured I'd find the most effective organization I could listed in top ten meanies or something. Jews rock!
 
It cracks me up that they insist on making a whole web page to address every tiny little joke that anyone makes about jews. It reminds me of busybody christians in the '90s cataloging every lyric of every rock song and inferring some sinister satanic message.
If tyrants hate and fear anything, it's being goofed on by their subjects.
 
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