What's the funniest nigger babble tic you've observed?

[malleusmaleficarum]

I've noticed a lot. They love acronyms
(ex. "Creating a Respectful and Open World for Natural Hair")

They also repeat the same shit multiple times. I don't know why they do this, maybe it's an instinctual ape thing or maybe it's because niggers can't understand basic phrases without it being repeated, I will have to research this more. This example is really funny and I think about it all the time.

https://youtu.be/yexYJXlWOmo

"I'm ready to go to jail tonight! Im ready to go to JAIL tonight! I'm ready to go to JAIL TONIGHT!"

 

[Local Fed]

For me it's definitely the repetition, especially "Know what I'm saying?" which gets garbled into something like "knowmsayn?" on a loop. No DeAndre, I don't really know what you're saying nor do I care to (you are retarded.)

 

[Apochrypha]

Using "finna" in lieu of "going to" is probably my favorite for it's sheer retardation.

"I'm finna go to JAIL tonight!" absolute niggerdom.

 

[SandyCat]

"MMHMM GIRLFRIEND *snaps fingers* MHMMMM"

"MMMM THAT'S WHAT IM TALKIN' ABOUT"

My favorite niggerism. My second favorite isn't language related but it always cracks me up when black dudes flail their limbs while shooting their guns. Even Boondocks made fun of it

 

[Waifu Days]

The vast vocabulary of dreadlocks. I almost need a glossary page to follow it.

 

[Neo-Holstien]

"And SHIEEET" in place of Et Cetera. muther fuckken Air Jordons and Yeezes and shit my nigga

 

[seri0us]

For me it's definitely the repetition, especially "Know what I'm saying?" which gets garbled into something like "knowmsayn?" on a loop. No DeAndre, I don't really know what you're saying nor do I care to (you are retarded.)

YES WE KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING!

 

[Wooper]

As the resident niggerlover I got some favorites.
I've been called "boo" before, which I think is cute.
I like when black Twitter uses "yt people" which is white people, but it always looks like they're saying YouTube people.
And if we're referencing The Boondocks I always liked the use of the nigger that is annunciated so hard that is sounds like "NICK ER or NICK A" removing the phonetical powerhouse of the double gs.

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

Using "finna" in lieu of "going to" is probably my favorite for it's sheer retardation.

"I'm finna go to JAIL tonight!" absolute niggerdom.

finna actually means "fixing to"

so "i'm fixing to go to jail tonight"

 

[DankSmoker]

Teeth sucking and lip smacking because they are literal monkey noises.

 

[KeatonKoopa]

On duh Mutahur Fukin Bloodiz on the Cripesz on BeeDees!

 

[BulletSpongeRTR]

I hate how if you get 5 or 6 of them eating chicken wings at a table you can't hear yourself think over the open mouth chewing and lip smacking. Nigger why can't yo' mouf stay closed when you chew?

 

[R00T]

i remember having a lovely time at the bar with an old black man when i was high once. i don't remember anything we talked about, but there was a point where he and i just traded "shieet" back and forth 3 or 4 times. one of the few times i felt ghetto.

 

[Waifu Days]

Maybe not a black exclusive thing but the way they say it is unique enough. "Boy, I don't get that". This comes off as they are too big brain but maybe it's because of a slightly different sized brain thing.

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

What the name tag on the service employee says.

 

[DankSmoker]

What the name tag on the service employee says.

Make a point of reading the tag and call them Deborah.

 

[Neo-Holstien]

If you say anything with a level of abstract thinking involved, they will say "Man you stupid"