What's the funniest gore video ever

[Dynamite Bean]

and why is it funkytown

 

[TheOtherSideofMakeBelieve]

I haven't seen funkytown but I did laugh really hard at those journalists who got blown up in Lebanon I think. There's a couple of guys standing around a corpse recording it just laying there with their phones like it's their kid at a piano recital. One of them is standing behind a barrier, holding his phone up like the rest, then he looks down and notices something behind the barrier with him. He then leans down, picks up the corpse's leg, and sets it back next to the body like he's working on a jigsaw puzzle

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

you don't get it guys. gore just doesn't phase me anymore. im just too sick and twisted now... honestly i even laugh when i see gore videos, thats how fucked up and psycho i am. you dont want to fuck with me man, i have a dark side

 

[Lokenstien]

There's this one video of a Indian dude on top of a train grabbing a live wire and the two electric buzmp sounds the electrocution makes reminds me of early 2000's techno song intro. I don't know if it's really funny but it is strangely amusing.

Found the video:

Spoiler: NSFW: Electrocuted Pajeet

 

[Colon capital V]

It's Ronnie McNutt, no contest. The fuckin leadup to the eventual blowout:
>gets pissy at his BestBuy boss for not making him manager
>hangs up
>"Hey guys, I guess that's it"
>Samsung "Over The Horizon.mp3" plays one final time in the livestream
>Blows his brains out
>Blood drips as the ringtone continues
Everything about it is so fucked, but so perfectly orchestrated you feel like it's staged to be some sick joke to play on everyone watching.

 

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

It's Indians and trains for me. Just seeing them smugly walk down train tracks acting like a macho man then exploding into red mist always gets me hooting.

 

[Brenda Holiday]

Any chinese video where its like a cartoon, things randomly exploding, the ground opening up and swallowing someone, I'm surprised I haven't seen a piano or anvil fall from the sky and crush someone yet.

 

[Magicicada_septendecula]

African lynching videos. A necklacing always makes my sides hurt and that video of what they did to the potato thieves never gets old.

 

[Dynamite Bean]

It's Ronnie McNutt, no contest. The fuckin leadup to the eventual blowout:
>gets pissy at his BestBuy boss for not making him manager
>hangs up
>"Hey guys, I guess that's it"
>Samsung "Over The Horizon.mp3" plays one final time in the livestream
>Blows his brains out
>Blood drips as the ringtone continues
Everything about it is so fucked, but so perfectly orchestrated you feel like it's staged to be some sick joke to play on everyone watching.

My favorite part is how the official ringtone on youtube is even in on it

 

[Skitarii]

 

[Nigger Caviar]

Spoiler: Up the butt

 

[The Magnificence]

It's Indians and trains for me. Just seeing them smugly walk down train tracks acting like a macho man then exploding into red mist always gets me hooting.

I keep thinking if only there was some way the stupid pajeets could tell where the train would come through...y'know, some physical indicator of some sort of a kind...

Anyway, my personal fave...the dude's death wheezing gets me laughing every. Fucking. Time.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

I’ll add my usual response, a literal street shitter, squatting in the street taking a dump, he stumbles and gets squished by a truck. If someone can link it for me plz it’s somewhere in the first 15 pages or so.
It’s ‘funny’ only because he was being retarded in public, and I think it was all over before he realized it.

 

[Finger Pistols]

This one where a bull that's being set on fire just undressed a guy with it's horns and the makes him do a flip with a break neck landing.

 

[Jason Wynn]

That dipshit who thought it was a brilliant idea to dive off the side of a bridge and fell face first into the concrete at the bottom. Head ended up looking like the Demogorgon from Stranger Things.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

Chinese CCTV videos can produce some of the most hilarious deaths ever recorded (out of gullible stupidity).

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Wasn't really gory but that one where the Chinaman drives his power chair into the elevator doors and falls down the shaft is pretty funny.