What's the best solution for male pattern baldness?

[niggerfaggotretard]

To clarify, I'm asking this question for a friend. I am 100% NOT GOING BALD.

There seems to be a lot of options available. Wondering what treatment is the best and most likely one to work.

 

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[Joe Cool]

If you want kids in the future - clippers + razor. Surgery is also an option if you have 20-30k free and are willing to endure months of painful "lunch appointments".

 

[Ero]

Save money and then go get hair transplant (FUE) either in Turkey if you're from Europe or Mexico if you're from the US. Just make sure you go to a good doctor.
That's what celebs do.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Just own it and shave your head completely.

 

[Don't Tread on Me]

Anything other than trooning out.

 

[Jones McCann]

The bald head can be distinguished despite the garbage modern sense of style, but if your friend isn't willing then either shave it or get a hair transplant. I don't think any of the magic ointments will work.

 

[MrTroll]

Women don't suffer from male pattern baldness so just become a woman. Problem solved.

 

[deep crawler]

Shave your ass and glue it on your head.

 

[JethroTullamore]

Wear a hat.
Problem solved.

 

[Satan SoJoe]

Suicide.

 

[Driftwood]

Beanies

 

[Lucipurr]

Shave it all or grow it out George Carlin style. Hes bald who gives a fuck. Any women that cares if a man is bald or not aint a woman shes a child.

 

[Brigada]

Shave it all or grow it out George Carlin style. Hes bald who gives a fuck. Any women that cares if a man is bald or not aint a woman shes a child.

yeah but what if ''his friend'' cares about being bald?

 

[Orion Balls]

Shave it off and grow a beard. For some reason men who bald early in life usually don't have issues with sparse facial hair, so you're all set.
But please, trim the stuff that pokes up from under your shirt collar.

 

[Mythic]

You could probably find a cope guide on a lookmaxx website, don't think any advice here will be helpful enough.

 

[Superman93's Bitch]

Suicide

 

[Clown Baby]

Shave it off and grow a beard. For some reason men who bald early in life usually don't have issues with sparse facial hair

It's because early onset male pattern baldness is generally caused by high T, which also causes hairiness. Baldies always have nice eyelashes.

 

[Cow Poly]

Just kill yourself it’s OVER for baldcels. j/k lol ... in Minecraft in Minecraft...

For real though I looked into this as my hair began falling out about a year ago (I’m middle aged). I considered taking minoxidil or some equivalent but then I found out that if you take this stuff it fucks up your hormones, smells bad, you have to keep taking it (buying it) AND it may make it hard to get a boner.

Best to just accept it... realize that it’s OVER.

 

[Dumpsterfire Enthusiast]

Troon out then wear a hat when i strat going bald anyways