What would you pick as your last meal? - includes drinks, desserts, and cigars

[Alligator Alcatraz]

A condemned prisoner's last meal is a customary ritual preceding execution. In many countries, the prisoner may, within reason, select what the last meal will be.

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

Your Mom

 

[Pee Cola]

Tendies

 

[Vingle]

Some sort of flaming hot curry, the executors would not have a fun time with my dead body.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

The person I killed

 

[Amphotericin B]

Spicy chicken sandwich meal from Chick Fil A with a Dr Pepper. God is about to judge me anyway, might as well eat something I’m ashamed to like lol.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

My enemies.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

My enemies.

My enemy's lover's ashes.

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

Chicken parmigiana with fettuccini alfredo, two Italian sausages and 12 meatballs in marinara. And some garlic bread. I may have to die but I'm not dying hungry.

 

[Skitarii]

The executioner

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

50 McNuggies, 1 pint of McDonald's Szechuan sauce, and a 2 liter bottle of Crystal Pepsi.

 

[Santa Fe Swag]

I don't wanna say it, but the pussy of a certain lolcow.

 

[OrionBalls]

A dozen potato and cheese pierogi with onion butter and fried mushrooms, one jar of kalamata olives, one jar of castelvetrano olives, three caesar salads, and strawberry milk.

 

[Darksy DePhil]

A super old MRE. Although it'll kill you much quicker than the electric chair.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

I think it's perfectly within reason to ask for firearms, ammunition, and an angle grinder for my last meal.

This is the US, that's just a light lunch for a lot of folk in the south.

 

[Cats]

chimp meat

 

[draggs]

A 64 ounce grape kool-aid with 2 grams of MDMA, half a sheet of blotter, and 14 grams of ground shrooms tossed in

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

A5 wagyu ribeye medium rare, baked potato with crispy skin, salad, garlic bread, and two slices of cheese cake.

 

[Mark Antony]

Nothing, because executions are tasteless.

 

[whothefuck]

the electric chair