What would you do with a Guatemalan car?

[Eddie Riggs]

Title

 

[Shidoen]

I'd go buy some shoes from a hobo and then go to a nail salon because i'm not sorry that I believe in fine grooming.

 

[Jimmy Pop]

Drive it

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

drive it to my local feed and seed store where i will buy tomato seed, tobacco seed, and some gummy bears.

 

[The Backwards Man]

I would go plant gummy bears

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

drive it to my local feed and seed store where i will buy tomato seed, tobacco seed, and some gummy bears.

depending on the ph of your soil, you might want to fertilize it with some plutonium.

 

[KittyGremlin]

Guatemalans make cars?

 

[sasazuka]

Just poking around Google Street View, Guatamala seems to get a lot of Japanese domestic market imports that the US doesn't get due to the 25-year import ban for cars that haven't been crash-tested by the NHTSA, especially Kei vans which are awesome. Also, normal-sized pickup trucks that were more or less legislated out of existence by the EPA.

 

[Car Won't Crank]

Haul bananas in a kitted out Jimmy

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

Run over some Guatemalans

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

I'd take it to the suck & fuck store as usual

 

[Yamamura]

Trade it in for a nice fancy German car of course! Until it breaks down and I have to walk in my Gucci loafers.

Guatemalans make cars?

I think the joke was that normally cars during the NAFTA days would be assembled in Mexico, but the Simpson's family car is so shitty it's assembled in Guatemala. Though in another episode a mechanic says that Homer's car was made in Croatia with Soviet tank parts so anything is possible in the Simpsons universe.