What would you do with $5,000,000

[IslamicContent]

Suppose one day your chemistry teacher from 10 years ago came to your house and asked to cook meth with you. Then when you are done cooking meth he hands you 2 bags with $5,000,000 in cash inside. What do you do first?

 

[CatParty]

Party

 

[IslamicContent]

Party

Also, would you give any of the money to Chris or any other Lolcow?

 

[Bluebird]

Also, would you give any of the money to Chris or any other Lolcow?

 

[Doc Cassidy]

I would buy drugs. Lots of drugs.

 

[Todesfurcht]

Probably get a new computer, a really nice drawing tablet, and then save the rest for food/future expenses/etc.

 

[Bluebird]

Honestly, id buy a huge amount of undeveloped land and live there in isolation.

 

[Postal Dude]

Your mom

 

[polonium]

Expensive debauchery

 

[*Asterisk*]

I'd buy a nice house in Santa Fe, once a week flying in a new adult film actress.

Party

I would buy drugs. Lots of drugs.

Expensive debauchery

These are also good ideas.

 

[MrTroll]

Donate it all to the most legit-sounding pro-Trump Super PAC.

 

[The Dude]

I'd have a kick ass custom home built with a huge parking garage, a car and motorcycle collection, indoor firing range with a huge walk in gun vault and tons of firearms to fill it, and have the whole thing built on a huge lot of land where I can build an obstacle course built for the surplus tank I'd buy. I'd put a $2,000,000 away for investment and try to grow it.

 

[Autistic Phil Collins]

I would buy a nice computer, a new house for my mother, a new house for myself, donate a bit of it to a charity of choice, and spend the rest on whatever I needed to spend it on, such as home renovations, bills, taxes, food, and occasional presents for myself and others.

 

[Hypodermic Johnny]

Pay off my student loans and finally buy mom the clean house with land for the horses she's always dreamed of so she can live the rest of her days without the stink of urine and black mold.

...maybe treat myself to some videya and tickets to a Ghost concert until I can figure out what to do with the rest, if there is any left.

 

[DatBepisTho]

Buy better house for the elderly parents, buy a shitty little Fiat because I can, pay off wife's student loan debt, leave a fifty dollar tips at several restaurants, donate to the local animal shelter so it can actually have an updated facility and expand onto the empty lot next to it... and then use the rest to buy an island or something far far away from the shithole state I'm in now.

 

[polonium]

If you're still alive and in good health at the end of your $5mil then you wasted it

 

[ICametoLurk]

Shitpost for the rest of my life.

 

[meatslab]

Put half in savings ASAP and buy a small house with a big yard. I'd also get another cat (or two) and two dogs and donate a lot to the shelter I get them all from.

And I could afford a hitman to kill my ex.

 

[Pikimon]

Buy @Dynastia some meat pies

 

[HG 400]

Suppose one day your chemistry teacher from 10 years ago came to your house and asked to cook meth with you. Then when you are done cooking meth he hands you 2 bags with $5,000,000 in cash inside. What do you do first?

Kill him and take his other two bags.