What would you do instead if sex didn't exist?

[California Newt]

This is a thread on ideas about how to sublimate sexuality. If everything else was the same but sex suddenly stopped existing, what would you do? What kinds of attraction would exist, and how would you consummate them? Straight, gay etc. answers are all welcome.

 

[Google.com]

I wouldn't exist because I wouldn't of been born.

 

[Troonos]

Not exist.

 

[The Backwards Man]

Mass debate

 

[Cat tit bingo]

I would eat exotic cheeses

 

[Brightstar777]

a great deal of great stuff exists anyway but we don't know about them

 

[Physically Retarded]

Invent sex

 

[Iron Jaguar]

This is what sexless individuals do:

0:49

 

[Belegar Ironhammer]

Be a better man.

 

[Preacher ✝]

What a stupid, coom-brained, kind of thing to ask.

Pray, ponder the glory of God, spread love and kindness to all.

1:11

 

[Gaysquirt]

Become a Reverend Father in a Catholic Church.or just ignore women

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

nothing would change. Human beings of both sexes are worthless pieces of absolute shit.

If a nuclear war happens tomorrow, assuming I don't get personally incinerated I'll be pointing and laughing

 

[Dagoth AMOGUS]

I think I would reproduce through fission then

 

[C. G. B. Spender]

This is what sexless individuals do:

1000017519.webm

This is factually accurate.

 

[Heem 'em all.]

This is what sexless individuals do:

1000017519.webm

What the fuck even is that

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Sex as in the sexes, or sex as in the act?

 

[David Brown]

Human beings of both sexes are worthless pieces of absolute shit.

Sounds like a self report to me

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

Nothing, because sex is a hoax on par with the moon holocaust.

 

[California Newt]

I wouldn't exist because I wouldn't of been born.

Not exist.

Yes thank you, Reddit. I'm sure we're all proud of you for showing that you know where babies come from.

Mass debate

I agree.

a great deal of great stuff exists anyway but we don't know about them

Elaborate?

Sex as in the sexes, or sex as in the act?

The act.

 

[Mao Hao Hao]

Become like bedbugs.