What would you do if your dick suddenly exploded?

[Gog & Magog]

blood and dick flesh everywhere

 

[Catler]

I mean I'd probably die from blood loss tbh.

 

[Jason Wynn]

 

[SNU]

Freak out. That's bonkers.

I would also never tell a John Money or he'll troon me out

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Poor little guy. Didn't have any enemies. Mostly kept to himself.

 

[Tablet County]

Die instantly.

 

[Towoman]

I'd immediatly start grifting my new insanely effective dick enlargening method to insecure dicklets.

 

[generic sauce]

I'd be all like aahhh fuck my dick exploded

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

Well obviously I need to hire a more competent detective.

 

[DankSmoker]

Pick up the pieces...

 

[LonesomeDud]

I'd be massively disappointed.

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

Sounds like a good time

 

[cybertoaster]

Wait until it grows back, duh!


.........it grows back right?

 

[Lichen Bark]

 

[theshitposter]

cry

 

[Exister]

My dick explodes every time I'm with yo momma

 

[Cyclonus]

If little Cyclonus is dead then I've got no reason to live.

 

[Coolio55]

Pick up the pieces...

I gotta find all the peices of my dick and put them back together like Castlevania 2.